If Bath and Body Works made a Lemon Pound Cake scent they'd make an absolute mint.

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers after they blow up the school. Her hair is a mess and there’s soot and blood on her face and a cigarette is dangling out of her mouth. She looks very very done.

Mood

Gorgeous!

I understand not caring about the Oscars when there are far more important things going on, but I also think it becomes more important to uplift and celebrate art in the face of authoritarianism. There's a reason going after art is one of the first things they do

Two toy axolotls, one pink and one clear, sitting on a desk.

Day 1 of hiding tiny axolotls around my office untill someone notices.

Just had a cookie "monster pants girl" sighting. Walking down the street in 25 degree weather in her flannel pants, short sleeved shirt, and flip flops.

Nature is so beautiful.

How about all three of them just go after Jeff Bezos? I'd watch that.

Palate cleanser.

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

I feel like you just described Supernatural.

Double and triple Fuck Target too, I guess.

ICE agents hurting themselves is my new kink.

Normally I don't narc. But if you hit an unoccupied car with a handicap tag and try to fuck off I'm taking your plate.

Tarot spread with reversed Queen of Coins (pentacles), reversed The Lovers, and upright The Empress.

My tarot spread told me to be more of a self-centered bitch in 2026. .... Buckle up, fucking sticks.

*Cologuard. I'm not sending boxes of shit to random people though I know A LOT of people that deserve it.

Dropped my box of poop* at the combination post office/pharmacy/ convince store/liquor store this morning.

Got damn I love Dundalk.

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!

remnant_heart_dusti n 14h Sad state of affairs these days. Biblical Marriage Modern Marriage My lord My idiot DUNcw Side by side panel of a woman putting a crown on a man next to modern woman putting a dunce cap on a man

Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner

Seriously tho. I'll pay shipping if you're not local.

ISO Furbies. Working or busted.

I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.

We just got our annual EEO policy statement for the year and they've taken out "sexual orientation" and "protected genetic information" from the discrimination list.

I guess that means they can discriminate against me now. Super.

Meme that says, " I wish my mom was still alive so I could apologize for every time I took the kitchen scissors. I get it now, mom"

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A Terrible and Avoidable Tragedy in D.C. Trump was warned that members of the military could be attacked.

“The National Guard is stranded somewhere on this battlefield of partisan politics. They are not ready for this arena, and we should never have asked them to be. Politics is not a military mission.” @juliettekayyem.bsky.social

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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

"For some lower-income households receiving Social Security benefits, the $17.90 a month hike in the Medicare Part B premium exceeds the dollar amount of what they'll actually see as an increase in Social Security benefits each month in 2026."

Are we great yet?

What do you think ginger bread people's organs are made out of? Cookies, right?

If you dunk them in milk they get soggy. So if a ginger bread cookie drinks milk won't their insides to turn mush and they'll die?

Photo of a medal with 8 years written inside.

8 years ago I decided the way I was living was unacceptable. Happy 8 years of sobriety to me.