C is for chastity that's good enough for me

@sabatonfan69 4 months ago Raaaaaaghhh! I'm a big scary dragon!iiiiiits cuddle time! Feed me gold! :3 Breadwinning girlfriend on zoom work meeting: sorry about that, it's just my little brother ahah (covering up mic) what the FUCK did I tell you about getting on the fridge? Get down, NOW! Me: (hissing)

Tweet from Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus): Bodega guy (muslim): happy easter Me (jewish): thanks, happy easter Panicky mob (christian): WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

29 years ago today, April 19, 1997, in one of the most unexpected crossovers in animation history, Homer Simpson appeared on the animated series Duckman on the USA Network. #TheSimpsons

picking her up at the airport with a half gallon of her favorite ice cream in a cooler

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - Swan Boy also has things to say about the green m&m

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - better not have any notions.

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - it aint workin out

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

I will just sometimes show up out of the blue and be very silly about it

Honkin' Hazard!!! ⚠️🪿

If I was in the Tour de France and I saw a goose I’d still point it out to the other riders. We are competitors but not enemies.

So, fun fact of the day. Viz didn't think to acquire the domain "animerica.com" before they were ready to launch their website, so someone else bought the domain and stood up a pornography site.

You needed to use "animerica-MAG.com" to get the magazine's website. You did *NOT* want to fuck that up

And that child’s name was Guybrush Threepwood

Hi, JO Courier service, can someone sign for this IBC of lube for the Techbro Circle Jerk 😉🍆💦💦🫟

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

actually it was the opposite, I started filming because she was being hilariously stubborn about it. The storm stopped quickly though and then these two dudes went on an adventure

@discatte the Sony Detector went off

Smal

I actually snorted/laughed when I saw this.

Male Red-bellied Woodpecker and male Northern Cardinal face each other from opposite sides of a feeder, appearing to converse.

Good gossip at the feeder today — photo thread 🧵
#birds

A clear PR stunt from a "Doordasher from Arkansas" who was also a Doordasher from Nevada when they lobbied for the company last year

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A newly fully opened red amaryllis flower

And there it is

An amaryllis stalk with four red blooms about to open and some goldfinches outside the window behind it

A red amaryllis flower staring to open

A late entry to amaryllis bluesky this year (JCO never posted hers??) but life careens on