It’s that or a photo of a dead fox on my drive

I watched it so now it’s your turn. Sorry.

Biscuits for breakfast? Fuck it it’s Christmas

Another day I’ve managed to avoid the iPhone update

When someone asks me why I haven’t started my Christmas shopping yet:

Pair of weirdos I tell thee!

AT LEAST

I can’t believe I’m the Mother of not one but 2 children who don’t like crumpets

Exactly - I’ll worry on the 23rd

When someone asks me why I haven’t started my Christmas shopping yet:

I think this might be my favourite video of 2024

Can I still say mid thirties at 39? Yes I can? Ok great, thanks

Friday

Wake up Gregg, I think Rod has got something to say to you

Gary Barlow's just announced another tour. Stay alert. Stay indoors.

Think I just saw my cat get blown down the street. She’s someone else’s problem now. #StormBert

First of the festive season

1990 in a photo or what

HEAVENS ABOVE. NEED

Just when this year can’t get any worse

There is no chocolate in the house

Swear I used to say that back in the day

My almost 11 year old:
“I had some of that Shloer on the weekend and I think I woke up with a hangover”

Yes. Loves a poll.

Stop what you’re doing & watch this

a panda bear is sitting on a branch in the rain ALT: a panda bear is sitting on a branch in the rain

It’s not pitching

You coming off it?

Beautiful

Another reason I prefer it up north- you lot get snow whereas us southerners get torrential rain.