"This is an important thing to think about."

The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself.

The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself. n.pr/4eyN1Cj

Trump 'blocked from accessing nuclear codes' by head of US military US President Donald Trump is alleged to have received push-back from a senior military person in a meeting at the White House during an attempt to access his country's nuclear codes

Allegedly tRump tried to grab the nuclear codes in a White House meltdown—only for the Joint Chiefs chairman to stand up and say “No.” Apparently, even the military knows this unhinged man is too dangerous for the football. How much longer can America risk it?
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And when trump refuses to leave In 2028 whos going to force him out?

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It’s important to remember that the goal of lawsuits like the one brought by Kash Patel against the Atlantic isn’t to win, it’s to cost the Atlantic as much money as possible only to drop the suit before discovery, and as red meat for the MAGA base by simply filing it.

Trump thinks he’s a “great negotiator” because he was a billionaire who could stiff mom and pop vendors.

Trump’s never dealt with anyone like Iran before.

That was the THIRD surgical patient he'd killed. You'd think he'd have lost his license the first time he removed the wrong organ, or maybe the time he sliced through an intestine. But no.

i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

Trump makes a profane post threatening genocide on Easter, trashes the Pope for refusing to worship him, and posts a depiction of himself as Jesus healing the sick.

The right-wing political pastors who promoted this scumbag fake Christian as someone chosen by God are charlatans.

When you lose the Coultergeist. 🥴

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I don’t think a lot folks understand how massive Péter Magyar’s election was today in Hungary over Viktor Orbán.

It was a massive 33% swing in votes. That’s insane. That would be like a Democratic supermajority being created in Congress overnight.

Holy shit.

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a pile of dry grass is sitting in a field ALT: a pile of dry grass is sitting in a field

A live look at Donald Trump’s TruthOptional™ timeline.

Trumps such a shitty dealmaker.... A trained chimp could do a better job at being president....

Those US-Iran negotiations in a nutshell:

Iran sent 4 PhDs to Islamabad.

The US sent a real estate developer, a son-in-law, a lawyer and a general.

Parachutes popping open on cue, and the capsule splashing down EXACTLY when it was projected to.

I hope Elon Musk is sadly gazing towards Houston right now, a tear in one eye, and feeling painful pangs of competence-envy.

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Finally, a normal trending list.

Victor Glover for President

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Victor Glover is THAT DUDE!!!

"In all of this emptiness — this is a whole bunch of nothing, this thing we call the universe — you have this oasis, this beautiful place that we get to exist in together.” — Astronaut Victor Glover

Yep

I am irrevocably broken. I might never really be ok. But thats all right — just look at the U.S. government. I am doing way better than that.

Morning entertainment at my place: Clifford, Linus, and Lucy starting the day the only way they know how—full-contact wrestling. It looks like a dogfight, but it’s really just their daily “let’s bounce off the furniture and each other” routine.

#fridayvibes #doglovers #duluth

Trump and Vance say the 10-point plan that Iran released isn’t what they agreed to but it’s telling that they haven’t released what they they claim to have agreed

LEGo Melania sleeps while LEO Trump rage-tweets

Did she decide to speak today because Iran put her in one of the LEGO videos?

*Contrary to the opinion of some, Trump did not originate the strategy of claiming credit for someone else's work.

It's as old as mankind and features prominently in the Bible (think Cain and Abel and Esau and Jacob).

Trump lied about where Melania is from… and forgot to mention she arrived on an Epstein Visa.