Oh well!

We had twins and at the point where I was hand shaking about 8 to 10 5-oz. bottles per feeding I was about to lose my mind so this pitcher was a lifesaver.

Here’s my unsolicited but somewhat related fatherhood tip: Buy one of these.

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Well if they do to Pepsi what they’ve done to Southwest Airlines, they’ll just make it taste like Coke and be done with it.

I would be interested in knowing how many lawyers Dan Wang has on retainer.

Gross. No.

Hitting the refresh button on the Drudge Report like it's 1998.

Now if they start using cane sugar in Coke Zero and charge $2/can for that that could be a problem for me.

They have it in Arkansas and it’s called Mexican Coke, but it costs $2/bottle which isn’t a big deal because I only drink 1-2/month.

MEANWHILE TO BE UTTERLY PEDANTIC

Cane sugar Coke has been available in the US for awhile now. It's sold for religious reasons in some regions, mainly Florida as I recall off the top of my head.

And in California it's called 'Mexican coke' because Mexico's coke is ...pure cane sugar.

Now if they start using cane sugar in Coke Zero and charge $2/can for that that could be a problem for me.

They have it in Arkansas and it’s called Mexican Coke, but it costs $2/bottle which isn’t a big deal because I only drink 1-2/month.

I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone

Also, Jennings Osborne is who the Christmas light parade at Disney was named after for several years IIRC.

So obviously when I say it reminds me of Jennings Osborne, I mean it reminds me of him because it’s the opposite of what this AI tech bro is doing.

He was apparently a big time car collector, and in the mid 90s there was one car that he desperately wanted and could have easily afforded at the time, but he refused to buy it because he wanted to still want something and not have it (i.e., “desire” it).

This reminds me of what Jennings Osborne (for non-Arkansas folks, he was a local wealthy businessman and philanthropist who became something of a folk hero for his fight with his neighbors to be able to have a massive Christmas light display at this house) said about his cars.

Headline: “4 Ingredient Crab Cakes”

Ingredient List: 11 ingredients

"Oh, great-great-great grandpa Taylor, you think you had a rough day out in the fields? Well I went to a store today that you can't even imagine in your wildest dreams the products they have there, but when I walked in, they said 'Welcome in!'"

I mean, if our ancestors could see the stuff we complain about these days.

Where are these people shopping? I can think of 3 stores that say something close to this (“Welcome to Cold Stone/Five Guys/Moe’s!”), but I don’t think I’ve ever been greeted with “Welcome in!” But then again I probably wouldn’t have been bugged by it so I might not have noticed.

If that’s “all they had to act on,” then one option at that point is to … ya know … not act.

I grew up in south Arkansas so we rarely went north of Little Rock. I was about 23 when Tasha introduced me to the world of Branson.

I would actually believe it because Tasha and I did a couple of times before we had kids!

This for years has been one of my favorite videos to the point that at sometimes Google it just to watch it a few times.

The American carceral system is simply not prepared for an entire generation of prisoners who’ve seen Shawshank Redemption on TBS 500 times.

I think this was ripped off from my 5th grade earth sciences textbook.

I could’ve made a lot of money on this but Bezos folded so fast that Polymarket didn’t have time to set up a bet for it.

Bezos will fold on this. 100% chance.