but what about the gays of hormuz

homie just told me hannah montana isnt real and that she's "like santa"??!!

not enough people are down to talk shit about satan :/

lana del rey is just weyes blood for people who support the iraq war

the power keeps going out at the monitoring the situation bar with is such a good metaphor

i will report from the trenches for u tm

venezuela beat usa in baseball so gotta give maduro back

"markets are forward-looking" is the "this is all part of gods plan" of retail cultists

rest in peace anthony bourdain... you would have hated ai

i *still* refer to this obituary for grumpy cat and the "end of the joyful web" by @waterslicer.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/grumpy...

perplexity: "Upgrade to Max to access Computer"
I can access computer just fine thanks

feel like subprime mortgage practices pre '08, bundle the bad with what's sellable

that's kind of them to do

You may be thinking of someone else

shitpost meme with text that says: “I don’t even call it threat intel anymore, I just call it intel, that is how threat my mind has become”

OMNY Card OMNY website

you can, and with cash! however the vending machines are not rolled out at every station but increasingly available
omny.info/omny-card

guy who can pronounce diptyque every ten minutes: diptyque

meme showing the jagged, snowy mountainside if Mt Crumpet with a cave entrance partway up, circled and labeled “Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble.” A zoomed-in circular inset at the bottom right reveals the Grinch lying on his side inside the cave, mimicking the famous photo of Saddam Hussein in his hiding hole, with an arrow labeling him “The Grinch”

spy game is a christmas movie

frankly this description beats watching the real thing

Backing up Spotify We backed up Spotify (metadata and music files). It’s distributed in bulk torrents (~300TB). It’s the world’s first “preservation archive” for music which is fully open (meaning it can easily be mirro...

!!! incredible work and research by annas archive
annas-archive.li/blog/backing...

Black‑and‑white portrait of Anthony Bourdain, overlaid with the text: ‘Once you’ve been shopping for PC parts, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands – Anthony Bourdain.’ The caption is an edited version of a real Bourdain quote that originally referred to visiting Cambodia and wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.

kalshi, basically

ever copy something to
you clipboard and then the mouse is heavyyyy

turn ai think pieces into fun allen iverson facts
www.theanswer2ai.com

We Tried to Opt Out of Data Brokers and Now We Live in the Woods

wait the com in indopacom doesnt stand for communist

yes hello... i would like the shark... baltimore

"we assess with high confidence" oh yeah well i assess with a packed upper decky, a white Monster™️, and The Strokes' 2003 single "The End Has No End" blaring through my headphones

> Nick Clegg: The Openness of the Internet Is ‘In Danger'
www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/...