And here I am thinking The Super Mario Galaxy movie would cause the most insufferable film discourse of the year.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Stealing this for next time someone shittalks this site in relation to Twitter.

It is my mission to make sure they get the Happily Ever After that never was.

Haven’t made a Mii of her yet. I shut down Wolfie’s romantic inclinations early in but the fact that it happened at all is very funny to think about.

Things that have happened on my Tomodachi Life Island in the past two days:

-Professor Marmalade hates rap music.
-Mr. Wolf falls in love with Pomni when he first lays eyes on her.
-Lots of bonding over toilet paper.

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

We need to get to a point where stories centering cis white men and non-human characters aren't the only ones considered to have universal appeal.

Didn't realize that the TADC finale would be "in theaters only" and not a theatrical release alongside a YouTube one. May need to just stay off social media for the first half of June if I can't snag a ticket.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

I feel a scene like this made 30 years ago adds ammo against people who think Kids Movies are expected to be a babysitting timewaster and not have anything significant in them outside of visuals, especially for characters that previously had little to them to work with

Ironic that you mention that since I also happen to have a Sonic the Hedgehog T-shirt.

I got compliments for this Godzilla shirt I was wearing from people on campus all day.

Highly encourage anyone who’s defensive about these movies and think the critiques of them are too harsh (either cause they’re children’s entertainment, intended for fans of IP, or both) to watch this.

Someone sent me this.

I'm not really that much of a rush to see The Super Mario Galaxy Mo-

(proceeds to see gif of Bowser flexing his muscles so hard his band breaks)

Mind today’s date.

Decided to rewatch both Bad Guys movies last night and…I didn’t expect the movies to get this much worse after the fact because these low-key kind of suck.

This is unironically how most Schaffrillas fans are like

I’m sure Mario fans will be very normal about this. It will definitely not result in same asinine discourse about animation and video game adaptations we’ve had to deal with since before the first movie even came out no sirree.

It's easy to log on to social media and post "trans rights are human rights".

Go check on your trans friends, support trans creators, hire trans workers, share art made by trans folks, and give both middle fingers to anyone trying to stop them from living their lives.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. To all my trans friends, no matter how close we are, it has been an absolute privilege to be a part of your lives and having you be a part of mine. Please know that each and every one of you are loved and accepted by this cis shark.

"everyone's so busy criticizing that they forget to enjoy things" could be a decent take in any other year but in 2026 it's like... yeah ?? i should hope so ?? the world is being torn apart, anti-intellectualism is the status quo, and the overwhelming media message is "shut up, submit to the boot."

Can’t think of the last time I’ve shipped a couple as hard as I do Gangle and Zooble.

See this is where all of his disguises come in handy because making a Mii of this is WAY easier than trying to find a way to put something that looks like a shark fin on him.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Blame A.I.

I'm serious. Hardware has skyrocketed because if A.I. investments.

Curse the tech, curse those developing it, curse those investing in it.

They are ruining the world.