A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting by himself, reading a book, as he hears a strange rumbling sound. Blue looks up from his book, looking confused. Blue, thinking: What kind of a person rearranges furniture this late at night? The noise repeats, and Blue turns his head to look towards the direction it came fron. Blue, still in thought: There it was again. Investigating the source of the sound, Blue finds Green sleeping on the floor. The noise he heard was Green snoring. Blue, thinking: Oh.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs towards each other, looking into opposite directions. Blue looks exhausted and annoyed, while Green is frowning with angry thoughts. Green, thinking: I can't be expected to know what you're mad about unless you tell me. What could you even be mad about? If I ask your opinion and you don't tell me the truth, that's on you! Green still continues to think, but raises an eyebrow as Blue turns around to kiss his neck affectionately. Green, thinking: It's not my job to guess whether you're lying ab- Green, speaking out loud: Aren't you mad at me? Blue, suddenly not weary at all but deeply baffled, looks at Green in confusion, while Green looks just as bewildered. Blue: What on earth would I be mad at you for? Green: I have no idea!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at each other, both carrying bags, as the doorbell rings. Green: Do we have everything now? Blue: Yep, ready to go! At the door, Blue and Green meet an orange maintenance fox. Maintenance fox: We're here to replace your air filter. Blue: Oh! We were just leaving. Outside, Blue and Green go on their merry way. Blue: Narrowly spared from getting judged for the state of our home. Green: Sure they judge. We just don't have to be there for it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly. Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap. Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card. Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty. Blue frowns in frustration. Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage. Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board. Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting next to each other, Blue is on his laptop while Green is reading an appliance manual. Green: Let's see the safety booklet! "Only plug into properly installed outlets. Do not try to recharge non-rechargeable batteries. If the appliance starts to leak unknown liquid, do not lick it. Do not sew clothes while someone is wearing them." Blue turns around to look at Green in disbelief, while Green goes on, reading aloud as if nothing is out of place. Green: "Do not let pets or small children use the sewing machine unsupervised."

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at a little round pastry that Green is holding up. Green: I grabbed this little pastry out of curiosity. Blue: What is it? Green: I have no idea. Let's find out! Blue peers at Green with curiosity as Green munches on the pastry, looking incredulous. Blue: How is it? Green: Like a mildly yeast flavoured sponge. Having finished the pastry, Green sulks. Green: Well, at least it was cheap. Blue: A small price for knowledge.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches a mysterious pile of blankets that is almost as tall as a fox. Blue: Green? What's this blanket pile here? Blue sits down to study the blanket pile more closely as Green's voice is audilbe from within. Green, unseen from the blanket pile: It's me. Blue: Are you cold? Green: Not anymore. Blue: Okay. Do you need anything? Green: Get in here.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to three full grocery bags as Green is looking at him over his shoulder, already on his way. Blue: I'll just wait here with the groceries while you go back for the batteries. Green: Sure! Inside the grocery store, Green spots a display of tempting-looking pastries. Green, in thought: Batteries, batteries, batteries... Ooh, seasonal pastries! As Green returns, hauling a comically large number of grocery bags, Blue looks at them with an unreadable look on his face. Blue: You were overtaken by impulse purchases. Green: Yes. Blue turns his gaze back to Green, who looks back to him without a hint of regret or embarrassment in his eyes. Blue: And you forgot the batteries. Green: ...Yes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue spots Green's phone on the floor, with a red dot visible on the screen. Blue: Green? Why is your phone in a call? Green appears, and the two foxes look at each other. Green: My friend's mother-in-law will be making one of her horrid phone calls today. Blue glances at the phone as Green continues to explain. Green: But naturally she can't answer if she is in another call. Blue and Green both turn to look at the phone. Blue: The call has been on for four hours. Green: She will let me know when it's safe to hang up.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around and talking. Green: You know how some people can only learn things the hard way because they don't listen? Blue: Yeah? Green continues pondering as Blue glances over his shoulder, as if scanning for escape routes. Green: What if I'm like that? Oblivious to being told the obvious solutions? Blue begins walking away at a brisk pace, as Green follows him. Green: You would tell me if I did that, right? Blue takes off unning, while Green continues pursuit at a matching speed. Green: Riiiiiight?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green wake up next to each other in bed. Blue looks at Green drowsily, while Green yawns. Blue: Good morning. Getting up, Blue is already wide awake as Green still looks groggy. Green: Did we have anything particular planned for today? Blue: I don't think so. Green raises his tail to his chin in thought, as Blue turns to look over his shoulder. Green: How's the weather? Blue: Let's see. Blue returns from checking the weather, completely covered in snow. Blue: It's a lovely day to stay in with board games.

A drawing of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying curled up on top of one-another, being very tired. Above and below them is the text "Temporarily out of fox." and "Back in two weeks."

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue appears on the scene as Green is glaring at a failed crafts project, which has been utterly mangled beyond recognition. Blue: What's wrong? Green: The jute rope basket I've been trying to weave fell apart. Blue sits down opposite of Green, also looking at the mangled basket attempt. Blue: The one that was shedding needly fibers everywhere? Green: Yep. Blue continues looking at the failed basket as Green raises his head to look at Blue incredulously. Blue: Aw, sorry to hear that. Green: Why? You hated that thing. Blue looks back up, and both foxes look at each other calmly. Blue: Just because I'm glad that it's gone doesn't mean I can't be sorry that you lost it.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Sleepy-eyed Blue peers out from under the blanket at Green, who is wide awake and frowning. Blue: You're spinning again. Green: This bed is too hard. Blue wakes up properly to look at Green, who looks back to him. Blue: Really? I'd say it's too soft actually. Green: I wonder what would happen if we got two mattresses, for our own sides of the bed? Blue: ...increased risk of Goldilocks breaking in?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively. Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish. Narration: Impact! Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content. Narration: Equilibrium

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue comes home carrying a massive box on top of his head. Blue: Check out this board game I got for us! Green: It's huge! Once the box is opened, Blue reads the rule book that was inside. Inspecting the game pieces, Green is halfway in the box himself. Blue: The rules are vast, but at least they're clearly written. Several hours later, the foxes sit next to the box, with a partially set tabletop game in front of them. Both of them look visibly exhausted. Blue is reading out loud from the rule book, while Green is laying on his back on the floor. Blue: ...And in the 28th step of the reconstruction phase, you recalculate the storage capacity... Blue looks up from the book, and Green tilts his head slightly to look at him. Blue: I think I need an eight hour nap. Green: It's 9 pm.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are having a conversation while building a snowman. Blue: The only good thing about summer are the fresh peas from outdoor markets. I wish they were available all year. Green: But then they wouldn't be special. Blue: What do you mean? Green: If you could have them any time you wanted, there'd be nothing good about summer.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue sees Green approach enthusiastically. Green: It's my birthday! Blue: Congratulations! Blue turns to look over his shoulder as Green walks past him. Green: I booked a time to get my ears rinsed! Blue: ...Have fun? One hour later, Blue is sitting peacefully at home, reading a book. The book flies off as Green's triumphant yelling startles him, pages fluttering everywhere. Green: I can hear all the way to the bronze age!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in the car, with Blue driving. Both of them look equally annoyed and displeased. Blue: Finally, a chance to pass this brainfree highway hero who almost made us crash. Green: Requesting permission to glare in judgement? Blue: Granted. As Blue passes the other car, Green sticks his head out of the window, maintaining a firm, uninterrupted angry glare towards the other driver, who begins to look anxious as they somehow sense Green's immense dismay aimed at their general direction.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying on the floor, lounging on atop of each other. Green: Did we have anything planned for this weekend? Blue: Not that I remember. Blue picks up his phone, looking at the screen. Green peers slightly into the same direction, but does not move from his place across Blue's back. Blue: Oh, mom texted me. Green: What is it? Blue: My cousin's birthday party has been cancelled. It would've been tomorrow. Green: I completely forgot that. The foxes continue lounging on the floor. Green: ...So we have no plans? Blue: None that I remember.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking somewhere, both wearing warm winter clothes. Blue is wearing a bright yellow reflective high-visibility jacket. Green: Your high-vis coat is so convenient at big events like this. Blue: It's warm. Green: It also makes it easy to find you in a crowd. A third fox, of a soft rosy pink colour, appears to ask Blue a question. Rose pink: Excuse me, where will the men's choir sing? Blue: I don't know. I think it's over there? Blue and Green carry on their merry way. Blue looks horrified by a sudden realisation. Green: I think she mistook you for a staff member. Blue: ...Oh no.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other one is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting down while facing each other. Green: You've got yogurt on your chin. Blue: Do I? Blue leans back cautiously as Green leans towards him eagerly. Green: Can I kiss it away? Blue: No. Blue keeps leaning back as Green keeps leaning forward, stretching further than should be physically possible. Green: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? Blue: No. Stretching out to almost twice the length of their regular bodies, Blue frowns while Green still stares eagerly at him, leaning forward as much as Blue leans back. Blue: I am not going to let you lick my face. Green: Why not?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is taking a shower with the lights off, while a text above him narrates. Surrounded by pink soap bubbles, Green sighs as the soap he had been holding bounces off to somewhere unseen. Narration: Showering in the dark is nice until you lose the soap. Green: Ah, no. As Green is fumbling for the soap in the dark, his nose starts dripping something dark. Narration: Or get a nosebleed while looking for it. Green: Oh come on. Once Green steps out of the shower, Blue zips past him into the bathroom. Green looks towards him in alarm. Narration: Or you only have one bathroom Green: Wai- Blue: My turn! Green looks to the direction of the sound with an unreadable expression as Blue screams from the bathroom. Narration: And you didn't warn your partner fast enough.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives ont he scene as Green is cutting a random chunk of plastic, pieces of it flying everywhere. Blue is holding both of his eyes closed in order to protect them from impact, while Green is squinting with one eye, peering his work with the other. Blue: What's with the plastic shrapnel? Green: Arts and crafts. I'll clean up later. Blue sits down, looking at Green questioningly. Green - who has stopped clipping - frowns at his craft. Blue: How will you find them if you don't see where they go? Green: From the bottom of my foot. Green resumes clipping as Blue looks at him, stunned. Eventually, he manages to put his thoughts into words. Blue: ...You have feet?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep. Green: Goodnight. Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat. Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm? In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up. Green: Hnnngyäääh! Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter. Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?