Happy 415 Day to those homies in the SF Bay.
415 for life!

Haha been waiting for this.
Love making my CEO shit his pants a little.

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Best part about WFH in IT…
My DNS always works, and I can work naked if I want.

Hack the planet

I will say one way AI makes my life easier… when people ask for my help, they’ve done all the initial legwork with AI assisted search so I get a much better idea of what the problem is from the start.

The remodeled @castrotheatre.bsky.social is an awesome venue.

Vendor email 1:
“I installed a new version with better logging…”

<3 hours later>

Vendor email 2: “its working now, did anything change on your end?”

Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️yes genius you installed working software.

I don’t generally post links from the dipshit owned website, but y’all need to fucking see this…

This absolutely slaps.
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Cat Three says:
“Real hackers listen to UwU_Underground”

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

BRB texting this to all my trans friends asking them to bring some of the stash by.

Dis track is out…

www.clownflared.com

If anyone with an SDR and antenna wants something to do this weekend:

I would really like to compile a database of IQ recordings from the No Kings protests that have a strong police presence. Generally in the 100Mhz - 1Ghz range, and more specifically frequencies used for P25.

So… the psyop is going well. 🤣

Wow, kicked out of the @cloudflare.social party for passing out drink condoms.
Not a good look.

Scenes from RSAC @uwu-underground.bsky.social

They are all over RSAC🤣🤣🤣 #CantStopThePsyop

Someone has publicly leaked an exploit kit that can hack millions of iPhones | TechCrunch Leaked "DarkSword" exploits published to GitHub allow hackers and cybercriminals to target iPhone users running old versions of iOS with spyware, according to cybersecurity researchers.

If you have an iPhone, today is a good day to make sure you are running the latest software. techcrunch.com/2026/03/23/s...

Someone has publicly leaked an exploit kit that can hack millions of iPhones | TechCrunch Leaked "DarkSword" exploits published to GitHub allow hackers and cybercriminals to target iPhone users running old versions of iOS with spyware, according to cybersecurity researchers.

Leaked "DarkSword" exploits published to GitHub allow hackers and cybercriminals to target iPhone users running old versions of iOS with spyware, according to cybersecurity researchers.

Find me for some goodies. 😎

#Can’tStopThePsyop
@uwu-underground.bsky.social

Got my badge for RSAC.
Let’s cause some mayhem.

Great seeing so many lovely people at @bsidessf.org
#HackThePlanet
#Can’tStopThePsyop

Representing @uwu-underground.bsky.social where it all started.

🤣🤣☠️😂
@k8em0.bsky.social absolutely killing it with her @bsidessf.org keynote 🙌🎶🎶

Of course that team is winning🤣🤣

Psyop so good there’s even cells.

Get free tickets – Prairies Unearthed // SF screening of "LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman" – Vogue Theatre Prairies Unearthed // SF screening of "LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman" – Vogue Theatre, Tue Mar 31, 2026 -

San Francisco! Help me get the word out to your friends/coworkers.

I am hosting a screening of my PBS nature series LIFE UNEARTHED the day before it premieres. Tardigrades and bison and fireflies on the big screen!

March 31 at 7pm.

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The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.