She must be raking it in...

Sound advice, hate Dancing in the Moonlight

I'll level with you Lucid... #TOTP

N-Sync were for people who found Five too much fun #TOTP

Jim Corr in the background there thinking about how the shadows in the Moon landing footage are all wrong #TOTP

What's a cannibal's favourite band?

M People

#TOTP

This sing can't make up its mind what it is #TOTP

My next door neighbour seems to have the back of Hulk Hogan's head in their shed

"One dog goes one way and the other goes the other. One's going east, and the other is going west. So what? And this guy's saying, 'Whaddaya want from me?'"

Sleeping dog with tongue sticking out

She shouldn't have smoked that last one. Wiped out.

Today's your big day Roland

Just ate a bit of Toblerone

These are lyrics to a Half Man Half Biscuit song

Andrew Castle has a mirror on the back of his bathroom door so he can watch himself shite #theTennis

The real Salt Path: how the couple behind a bestseller le... Penniless and homeless, the Winns found fame and fortune with the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. We can reveal it was far from the truth

What a wonderful piece of reporting by Chloe Hadjimatheou

The real story behind 'The Salt Path', a book that's sold millions, reveals theft, lies, a fake lottery and so much more
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

"And now for the official top ten singles, Popepickers..."

‘I am Jesus!’: the TV brilliance of Noel Edmonds As the presenter makes a comeback with a wild attempt to run a New Zealand pub, we look back on his greatest moments – from gunge-based hysteria to being Brexit’s patient zero

I’ve written something about Noel Edmonds

The use of REM is what got me fully into it. I mean, I was into it already, but this made me sink into it like a memory foam mattress

The only American president that could tackle the unemployment issue was Abraham LinkedIn.

After ten years in the chaotic big city of Fuckaround, I'd like to welcome Steve Baker to the sleepy hamlet of Findout

I genuinely wondered for a moment if it rhymed with ‘tomatoes’.

Inside you are two bacteria. No, four. Wait, eight. Sixteen. Thirty-two. Shit, sixty-four. Yikes.

Austria and France were beige as fuck, this is baffling

"Can we have the results from Montenegro please? #Eurovision2025

Tiny Tim tribute act from Nemo here #Eurovision2025

Your land is mostly mountainous.

And your chief export is chrome

Brave to wear incontinence pants on global TV #Armenia #Eurovision