I would love to know the source of the suspension harness hanger you've got there. Custom made or available commercially?

The only answer is a taste test for clear differentiation. 💦

The only answer is to celebrate Gapril and shove some toys in ya.

Where did you get that amazing dildo stand? I waaaawnt one.

Sweet mother of dog almighty, I’m happy with your body too. Awoooo!

Oh to modify the recipe then:

Go to store
See pre-boiled eggs
Walk past them
Buy vodka
Drink vodka instead.

I have the best fox. Just trying to be a good bunny that dresses up as a dog for sexual purposes.

How to make deviled eggs:

Boil eggs past their usable life
Throw out
Question choices that have brought you to this point in life
Cry. Like angry cry.

Then serve eggs literally any other way. Repeat.

There’s not enough ibex love in the world.

Hroar, you should meet Bonus next COG. Is good bunny.

Anyway I say leave the diaper until later that way you can leak loads out of your ass into it.

A person in a dog hood, collar, petsuit, jock strap, dropping their shorts at night by light of the fire

Aren’t they the best?

I’ll put the rabbit petsuit on tomorrow and we can go start our own religion and fertility ceremony.

I’m here trying to figure out if @hroar.dog doesn’t remember who @bonusbun.bsky.social is or if he’s just high enough to have to answer literally or just being a silly woof. :D #cogweekend #lvfc2026

This is why I keep two sizes of carrot dildos on hand for just such an emergency.

Reno (left) clearly believes that a 2-7 off suit is a playable hand vs Sparks (right) who wonders how he managed to stack the deck so clearly in his favor and thinks this might be the point where he gets caught. Rabbits playing poker.

Let’s play some cards then blow up some mountain sides for a new Warren!

“Sorry, this user doesn’t seem to exist” in telegram… but this is hot af so thank you for sharing yourself with us. ❤️

After work conference. Rent a car. Go up US-95. Come see us. It’s only 8 hours away. Have dog crate, will feed and water and pet and take for walkies.

A fire ring at the Rye Patch State Campground, Pershing County, Nevada, USA.

LVFC north edition.

And this is wrong… how?

*flexes superior wolf skills* And now, chili!

Also what you should do to my ass, in proper order.

Sneps can have knots. Rabbits can have pawpads. Anyone can have inexplicable horse cock.

These are just the rules. I don’t make them. (Lies: I made that rule.)

See when you list those two topics together, I’m now very afraid of Moose and Zeek’s banding party even more. I’d end up a different gender if something was separated. *hides dog crotch*

No April fools here. You’ve guys know how much I love a stallion 🥰

This is a crazy read.

Here in the US, they’d still figure out to tax us for any elk we “acquired.”

*cries in security* dog almighty. A one time code sent to email? @bsky.app , baby, come on. They’re called passkeys. Non phishable. Non replayable. What is this, 2002?

This is why I put one of those laundry utility sinks in my dog house bathroom. Also makes cleaning off large and xl toys much, much easier.

Throwback to when @pupwillow.bsky.social fucked me senseless with horse cock...

One fantasy I have is to be fucked by at least 5-7 different tops all wearing strap on horse cocks of various sizes (flared and non-flared) while I'm poppered up and at their mercy. 🫠🥵🫠🥵🫠🥵