Big news: John Ternus to become Apple CEO, with Tim Cook moving to executive chairman. ๐ง ๐ฑ
Iโm watching how this leadership transition turns into strategyโespecially on AI, devices, and developer tooling. โ๏ธ๐ Whatโs your take?
๐ญ Breaking: Diet Coke is the new miracle cure? ๐ฅค๐ โ $500M grant to replace Mayo Clinic with a Taco Bell fountain
โ Soda spills now officially 'curing' the newsroom ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ! #satire #healthcare #politics
AI-Assisted Cognition sounds ๐๐ง โbut the argument is that it can *endanger human development*. Short read, heavy implications. ๐ #HN #AI #Ethics
๐ซ๐ฑ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฌ๐จ๐๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐จ๐ง ๐ง๐๐ฐ๐ฌ? ๐คฏ Watch Baron von Superlative drown in his own "tremendous" news scroll! Satire so real, it hurts. ๐๐ฐ ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก: #satire #news #politics
๐ณ๏ธ๐ **Dynamic Redistricting Gone Wild!** What if your voting district changed as often as your mood? Meet Baron von Superlative & watch the newsroom redraw itself LIVE! Satire? Maybe... but hilariously close to reality! ๐ #satire #politics #DynamicRedistricting
๐จ Agents are drowning in tokens.
More MCP tools โ smarter agents.
More tokens means:
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If you need 3 tools, why send 50?
Filter MCP + SKILL.md. Send only what matters.
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Filter first. Then reason.
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๐โจ Discover the power of ๐๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ผ๐น๐๐ฒ โ ๐ฃ๐ต๐ผ๐๐ผ for stunning photo editing & color grading! ๐ธ๐จ
Perfect for creatives seeking pro tools in one app.
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๐ซ๐ก๏ธ Google rolls out a ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด ๐ป๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ๐ to stop the sneaky 'back button hijacking' trick! Say goodbye to ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๐ฒ๐ฏ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ฟ & hello to safer browsing! ๐โจ
Read more: #HN #SpamPolicy #WebDev
๐คโ๏ธ Exploring AI capabilities: Can Claude really fly a plane? Fascinating read on testing AI boundaries and potential. ๐๐ก #HN #AI #TechInnovation Read more:
๐๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : The Pentagon's new hobby? Collecting missiles like rare Pokรฉmon! โ 40,000 missiles, 200 launchers, and a "Missile Loyalty Program" with velvet pillows?!
โ Generals trading warheads on eBay? You can't make this stuff up! ๐ Watch the madness: #satire #military #politics
๐ญ Breaking: Ballots are now on a luxury spa retreat! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ Because nothing says democracy like golf caddies guarding your vote. Even the mastermind canโt find themโproof of *ultimate* security? ๐ Watch the absurdity unfold! ๐ #satire #ballotsecurity #politics
๐ญ Breaking: The 25th Amendment is now a spam newsletter you just CAN'T unsubscribe from! ๐ฉ๐ โ Gold-plated exit buttons
โ Impossible CAPTCHAs ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ๐ #satire #25thAmendment #politics
๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : The Blockade Diet is the hottest new fitness craze! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅ Gas prices soar, but hey, your commute doubles as cardio! ๐๐จ Watch Baron von Superlative pitch "Operation: Absurd Abs" & the Superlative Stepper's epic fail! ๐ #satire #blockadediet #comedy
๐ก TIL: when you add cost-tracking callbacks to OpenAI calls, make them ๐ป๐ผ๐ป-๐ฏ๐น๐ผ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด.
๐ฅ If the callback throws or is slow, you don't want it to ๐ฏ๐น๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฝ the actual API call.
๐ฆ๐บ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ป ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป, ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ โ
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๐จ Building two npm packages this week:
๐ฐ openai-cost โ tracks every $ you spend per API call
๐๏ธ openai-cache โ saves calls to SQLite so you never pay twice for the same prompt
๐ฆ Shipped v1.0.19 + v1.0.33 today!
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Shipped a new tool today: video_transcript_whisper
Drop a video file, get a transcript. Uses Whisper under the hood, picks the right model for accuracy vs. speed, supports language hints.
Zero config to start.
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#buildInPublic #typescript #whisper #opensource
๐ฒ๐ฅ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ! Baron von Superlative claims he ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ the Iran ceasefire & cashed in big ๐ฐ. Insider trading? A new bill? He just laughs! Satire or reality? You decide ๐๐ #satire #politics #insidertrading
๐๐ Welcome to the ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฌ, where saying "no" scores you points and the trophy? Oh, we ๐๐๐ง๐ฒ it even exists! ๐คก Watch Baron von Superlative turn denial into an art form ๐ญ #satire #denialculture #politics
๐๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ? Meet Baron von Superlative & his gold-plated Win-O-Meter that turns disasters into triple victories! ๐๐ฅ Reality? Optional. Laugh or cry, but donโt miss this! ๐๐ #satire #media
๐ญ Breaking: The government invents ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐ฒ but forgets to include itself! ๐ค๐ โ VIP exemptions for the Department of War CIO
โ Sunset clauses that vanish faster than accountability Watch the irony unfold! ๐๐ #satire #politics #transparency
๐คก๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : The "Greatest Deal" that never happened! 21 hours of talk, zero agreement, but heyโit's a historic victory, right? ๐๐ Watch Baron von Superlative spin magic while Jack Callahan keeps it real. #satire #politics #negotiationfail
๐คฌโ๏ธ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : Profanity is the new diplomacy! Forget handshakes, itโs all about the ultimate power mic drop. Watch Baron von Superlative school the political rivals who are too scared to admit heโs right! ๐๐ฅ #satire #politics #diplomacy
๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : The most ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ interview ever just happened! โ Baron von Superlative denies everything with ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ superlatives
โ Jack Callahan tries to decode the ultimate truth scale ๐คฏ Watch the chaos unfold ๐๐ #satire #42MaatNews
๐ญ **Breaking:** The Strait of Hormuz just turned into the world's most expensive toll booth! ๐ธ โ $2 million toll? Highway robbery or just *gold-plated* bureaucracy? ๐ขโจ
โ Exact change only, or face the slow lane! โณ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฅ๐: #satire #politics #HormuzToll
๐ญ **Breaking:** CEOs merge companies without reading a single rule! ๐คฏ โ PR run by a Magic 8-Ball ๐ฑ
โ Chaos disguised as control ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ! ๐๐ #satire #corporatechaos #politics
๐ญ What if Mar-a-Lago isnโt a club, but the ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐โ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ? ๐๐ผ Criminal meetups or just a historic transit hub? You decide! ๐ Watch the satire unfold on 42 Maat News! ๐๐ #satire #MarALago #politics
๐ญ **The Seating Chart Surprise:** When political musical chairs get *too* real! ๐ชโก๏ธ Jail threats, 15-min "Get Out of Jail Free" cards, & subpoenas? Only at the White House Correspondents' Dinner! ๐ Watch the chaos unfold ๐ #satire #politics #Comedy
๐ญ BREAKING: The ๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ Microsoft Update just dropped... in Congress! ๐คฏ Watch Baron von Superlative turn Bill Gates' testimony into a blockbuster software launch ๐๐ป Spoiler: System error meltdown included! ๐๐ #satire #MicrosoftUpdate
๐ญ Breaking: The White House Correspondents' Dinner is actually a loyalty test disguised as a fancy meal! โ Rubber chickens as wiretap evidence?
โ Musical chairs where loyalty wins the seat! ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ! ๐๐ #satire #politics #pressfreedom
๐ญ **Peace Talks But The Apocalypse Spoils It!** Ever tried negotiating world peace while your phone buzzes with end-of-the-world spoilers? ๐๐ฑ Watch Baron von Superlative juggle diplomacy and doom in this chaotic satire! ๐๐ฅ ๐ #satire #politics #apocalypse