And yes, Charmed and Nip/Tuck were huge parts of my life, he was a huge part of my teens and twenties, so it is bigger for me than probably a lot of others, but I just am so wound up.

I need Julian to be talked about BY NAME during Doomsday press, because if we can talk about Chris Evans having been Johnny Storm as well, I want Julian McMahon mentioned and acknowledged. I want them to ask Chris about working with different Dooms.

You have (official) OG Johnny Storm and new Doom on stage and you skip acknowledging the death of the (official) OG Doom. You can go fuck yourselves. Julian McMahon deserved a fucking mention. I’m genuinely upset by this. #oscars

Oh man, I can only thirst so much.

The SNL listings are AF in the UK.

That’s the OSCAR NOMINEE TEYANA TAYLOR episode, without a name.

Vee stands in a pink shirt and leggings, hands being held across a table by Jeff Goldblum in a dark jacket with sunglasses.

Ka-bloody-boom!

Starting my birthday month by meeting Jeff freaking Goldblum, can anyone beat that?

If I have to work before I see Scream 7, and it’s even remotely spoiled for me, I will be going Ghostface myself.

And as a Dewey fan, I have a LOT of rage built up.

I cried actual tears??? What the fuck is wrong with me? That and Gale’s “you killed my best friend” made me genuinely cry this watch? I am so fucking done.

I have reached Scream V on my rewatch prep for VII and I am not ready. Jamie knows Dewey dies, but doesn’t know which film, and I’m trying to keep it a surprise. Jamie also loves Jack Quaid, so will be delighted to see him. Wish me luck not giving it away this time!

Is it any wonder millennials don’t answer their phones when we grew up with Scream? We’re not rude, we just grew up watching a bunch of teenagers dying after answering the phone to the wrong person.

I enjoyed Saltburn more than Promising Young Woman, but I think 90% of that was Rosamund Pike.

To be fair to him, he’s probably the only one who got the “camp pantomime villain” memo. He does a decent job.

Also as a long time Shazad Latif fan, I DESERVE BETTER. Guy finally gets a break in a film loads of people will see and it was THAT FILM.

Wuthering Heights is so aggressively mediocre that if it wasn’t for the insane anachronistic costume and set design, it’d be completely forgettable.

Please demand better from your bizarre, horny movies.

I’m gonna need Jenny Slate to play Sticks then.

My brother has just suggested that the reason Amanda Seyfried uses so much unnecessary vibrato when she sings is because she is using sonar.

Anyway, now she’s my fancast for Rouge the Bat.

A screenshot of Vee’s Spotify generated playlist of “ballads from the musicals”, with a stage version of All I Ask Of You from Phantom circled.

A screenshot of one of Vee’s top songs of 2024 from Spotify Wrapped, Ghost’s cover of Stay ft Patrick Wilson.

A screenshot of one of Vee’s top songs of 2025 from Spotify Wrapped, Ghost’s cover of Stay ft Patrick Wilson.

Spotify, if you’re generating a playlist for me based on my listening patterns of songs from the musicals, and it’s 90% movie versions, how is THIS one of the only stage versions you include?

And this is why AI is stupid.

Maya and I nailed it. 👉👉

And once again, I absolutely love that this show proves how talented all these millennial girlband and boyband singers actually are. WE ALWAYS KNEW, FUCKERS. #MaskedSingerUK

A little behind, but that was an awesome reveal! That was so cheeky! I thought the voice was so much younger! #MaskedSingerUK

Listen to the opening lines of Too Lost In You by Sugababes. Moth is absolutely Keisha. #MaskedSingerUK

I did also say Jon Richardson to my brother, but I don’t think the voice sounds right. #MaskedSingerUK

That was Conkers’ best vocal performance, but he’s still not good. #MaskedSingerUK

So, #MaskedSingerUK finale.

Moth is absolutely Keisha from Sugababes.

I’m not sure on Toastie.

I think Conkers is Barney Walsh, and should have gone out.

A small backpack designed like Sam Wilson’s blue Captain America costume. There are wings standing up at the back, and a small version of Joaquin Torres’ Falcon clipped to the zip.

I’m also back using my Cap bag, with the lovely little Joaquín bag clip. I had a Sam too. but the prick fell off.

And everyone with taste liked that. 🥰

They also include the wet shirt scene from the BBC adaptation, by getting a bunch of audience members to squirt their Darcy with water pistols.

I will however accept Plied and Prejudice as an alternative, because it was one of the most ridiculously fun nights at the theatre I’ve had. Have you ever seen five tipsy Aussies playing twenty characters, in an immersive theatre environment where you’re encouraged to yell CUNT? It’s glorious.

(And yes, it will always be the BBC Pride and Prejudice.)

Barbie | Depressed Barbie Commercial YouTube video by MalckyNex

My Valentine’s weekend plans are to reenact this scene from Barbie.

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