Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.
Just watched Dr. Strangelove for the first time. Everyone was right it really is one of the greatest films of all time
Yoru’s attack landed!
Uni got compressed…
A tuxedo cat, curled up and trying to sleep
I have disturbed his Majesty's slumber
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
Tuxedo cat standing on the window sill of an open window
he's just a little guy
ah French wars of religion shenanigans
r/celebrityWikiFeet
since discord is shitting itself, you know where to find me
what's the book about?
A tuxedo cat lounging on a fluffy blanket
everyone look at my cat
ok but who else would confirm and encourage my dangerous paranoid delusions
if that bullet had just been a few inches to the left...
if I had a time machine I'd use it to give Thomas Crooks some target practice. we were so close
our pro-peace president everyone
Well that was a nasty surprise to wake up to this morning
all the people writing CoD yaoi should be playing this game instead
Beef wellington is really good! It's just difficult and time consuming to get right, which is why cooking shows always have it as a challenge
I should use bluesky more idk why I still look at twitter
you got banned so much I can't keep track
Elon gave you that account back tho right? Or was it a different one
yes! my grandparents never gave him a real name, they just called him pussycat. When I got him I decided to name him Tom Jones because if What's New Pussycat
he used to be my grandparents's but they're too old to take care of him now and I was the most convenient option
A tuxedo cat looking into the camera
Btw I've had a cat for like 2 months now. his name is Tom Jones
trump? a pedo? no I thought he was such a nice guy. it's always who you least suspect :/
wait, your ethnic group has a plastic bag full of other plastic bags lying around? how novel!
well didn't you see that they went to a fancy restaurant? shocking
I will say after reading that Trudeau will entertain guests by literally flinging himself down stairs I realized that Trudeau's true calling was to be some sort of jester or clown
I think Trudeau had the funniest blackface scandal of all time. Like it's hard to beat an actual prime minister doing it. Then again with the whole Gharam Planter saga we may be dangerously close to a sitting USA president having one
Not that it really matters but it's hilarious how Trump keeps undercutting the attempts to make Kirk into a martyr but just straight up not caring
just like Kamala!