Just a head's up. I'm gonna be off here for a while. Take care.

"I am the Lizard Queen" and "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. Now I have two owies!"

Listen, both my insides and my google skills let me down today, because I was not able to find picture of a Jeans Altar (A Jalter) so nobody's perfect, I mean Jerfect.

Listen, Sabotage just makes a great game day prep up. Nothing get's the game face on faster than screaming this tune down the street before we hit the soccer field.

You're grover, the monster at the end of the book.

Based on your profile, technically you're the monster (at the end of this book, or should I say jook?)

A picture of the Pepe Silva conspiracy board and that one character from It's always sunny in philadelphia flipping out because of connections he's trying to make.

I am somehow convinced this is you mapping out all the connections and I am somehow here for it.

I appreciate everything about this. All the rhyming. The jaunty crab, even the tampon!

A picture of a backpack made out of jeans; A JACKPACK.

Fine. I guess I'll just pack up my things in jackpack and go!

Don't worry, I was told MC bluesky is a completely different animal than Twitter, so I simply aim never to become the main character of bluesky.

In my house, the chest freezer is where the hatch green chili lives, so I'd be in a panic.

HIGGINS! and I have the same condition. If some one could just grab how unfathomable our ennui is!

Don't blame me, I'm simply the jessenger.

Bare bears barely bare their bear. Send tweet

Just started a playlist for the kiddo with mostly Beastie Boy tracks (SABOTAGE IS F*CKING MASTERPIECE, FIGHT A WALL) because I am a good parent.

A picture of a bracelet made out of jeans; a jacelet.

I got just a little fancy and decided to wear some jacelets:

This is a PSA. There is a band called Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers. I REPEAT TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS. I just found them today. This ends the PSA.

Kitty Up Cowboy. All Cowcats go to heaven!

BOOP!

A picture of jeans turned into sandals, affectionately called jandals.

For this informal hangout? I prefer to wear jandals.

Please keep the drinks off the jable. It is very absorbant.

Picture of stairs covered in old jeans, affectionately called Jairs.

I think I'll just go hide in the corner by the Jairs.

Yeah, the stage where EVERYTHING is a trap and all teef. Have fun!

Was it a trap? Can you touch the belly floof without teefer marks on the hand?

TOEMAS BELLY FLOOF FTW!

New stuff has hit.

Thanks so much!

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me reading the ALT text bc I have no clue what your post means

So... where does that put the Pestulo episode? Because that one feels positively in a class all by itself. Like even trying to put it in a box with other classic horrors feels impossible to me.

A picture of yours truly wearing an apron and posing with my dog, Samson

A 5x5 grid of cookies I've made over the years

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three pallas’ kittens laying on top of each other in a triangle formation. they are looking at the camera with inquisitive eyes

a pallas’ cat yawning on top of a rock

a pallas’ cat walking on the ground. one floofy foot is up in motion forward

a pallas’ cat is snoozing in a tree, its expression content

pallas’ cats. that’s it, that’s the skeet