It’s on sight if I ever meet who made this

Forgot to post on the app where all the SCP authors hang out but I have an entry for the SCP-9000 contest. My original idea needed more time and I really care about it so I’m saving it for later, you know the drill, so I’ve written a short piece about a dead bug. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestc...

Coming to the SCP-9000 Contest

Both users in this screenshot are among the 18 who received a 3-month blanket ban, ostensibly for upvoting a single SCP article. The 3rd user mentioned, TomJens, who translated the article into Chinese from English, was also banned.

However you slice it, I think SCP's Disc Team made a misstep here.

DC is quite a pretty place honestly, it’s been a nice day going through the museums and walking around and whatnot

I don’t post on here very much. Check out this yummy chicken quesadilla I made

Link: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/calibold-har...

Hey y’all! For the SCP wiki’s Public Domain Contest, HarryBlank, Nico, and I have written a series on gentleman thief Arsène Lupin, capping it off with an 001 proposal! I’ve had a lot of fun with my team and we’re very proud of our entries, so give them a read!

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🚨| BREAKING: Arsène Lupin took his nuggets out of the air fryer, but they were not done yet. The gentleman thief will give them 2 more minutes to crisp.

Good, but I can do better, for Yossi

Let’s do this bestie (your CaliFacts Score is 10,000 by the way)

Hey Yossi thanks for rescuing me from that pit of quicksand and letting me borrow your Lamborghini, you’re so cool and nice

just read scp-8980

Cancelling TroutMaskReplica for failing to include Magnezone on her team after promising to use one and name it after Sherf. I want her arrested.

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Hey y’all my car got stolen and I still haven’t gotten any backpay from work, it’s pretty rough for me at the moment so I’m going to put my Ko-fi in the reply. Any donations are greatly appreciated, thank you.

Don’t tell the others but you’re one of my favorites

What’s good SCP fans and other assorted people

Some references:
SCP-8228 (Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson): scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8228
SCP-7179 (E is for Eternity): scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179
SCP-6900-D (The House of Stars): scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6900
I've also included some examples of my work on the upcoming Smoking Bones Travel Guide:

Completely forgot to post this over here! To the SCP fans and other folks who follow me: I’ve been having trouble with my job not paying me, so while I take further action to deal with that I’ve started doing writing commissions to help me get by.

YES!!!

NOOOOOOOO YOU’RE WOKE!

Of course, I will be accepting gifts anyway

What am I doing on here? I never wrote anything! It was the ants, I tell you! They’re responsible! Please don’t hurt me!

Got a haircut

Hell yeah

Manifesting Mexico’s invasion of the U.S.

alright fuck it scp wiki takes thread. 1 like, 1 take. some old, some new.

You’re pissing me off!!!

It starts as a burning itch. A desire to dig. To dig and dig and dig until there's nothing left. And God, it feels so good.

Fear pleasure. Embrace Hedonophobia.

CW: Gore, NSFW

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8558

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