If it’s food on discount you better believe I’m getting it

I do this every year

anyone who has ever believed these rich tech billionaires were ever “liberal” are missing the fact that they don’t have principles or beliefs they care only about profitability. a decade ago being “liberal” was profitable, now being conservative is profitable

they’re calling him ‘Puppet Trump’

Too many 5’3s with an attitude…

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

i know tiktok is bad or whatever but how else am i going to get updates about that lady in northern virginia quarrying stone from the mineshaft she dug under her house so she can build a castle in her yard

More than the fact that it’s evil, what weirds me out about New Twitter is just the sort of banal insanity of blue check accounts. “Dream guy” said to this deranged post. “Realest man” in response,” “truly a dream guy”

Like it’s probably AI but that don’t make it feel better

Hardcore acupuncture

Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

The razors come with a free STD

Post-Culture Review @PostCultRev ORSON WELLES: This Super Mario, he is the true exemplar of the "holy fool." He does not truly love, he does not even think, he is purely devoted to a false ideal INTERVIEW: And Luigi? ORSON WELLES: I met him at a party once and he struck out with Anne Bancroft. Horrid little man.

call me crazy but being a absurdly wealthy shouldn’t give you VIP access to the government

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

Last Spotify Wrapped ever for me, only covers the first half of the year before I switched to Youtube Music

a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

I’m going on a quest to find all the beautiful women on here

Complicity.

Yes, they'd crucify him.....

video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

Temu-ass website

israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world

I am trying to be patient because I 100% get that people are terrified but I am really struggling with all this knee-jerk public defeatism from other liberals and leftists right now

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney