For those who don't know:

This logo means *literally nothing* when you see it on new products. After declaring bankruptcy, Kodak started licensing their brand all over the place so, if anything, it means you're buying a low-quality product which is trying to pretend to be a high-quality one!

Since when do ice cream trucks play Greensleeves?

An original by yours truly

I tried this recipe but I didn’t like it. Let’s delete that pin. Where’s the delete option? Hmmm. Maybe I can long press to find it? Nope. Guess I’ll open the pin. Not there either. But I can edit. Oh, THERE IT IS.

I love when the second-most common thing I do takes four separate steps.

I have Pinterest solely for keeping track of recipes I want to try, and MY GOD it is the most user-hostile design ever.

Oh, look, that looks tasty. Let’s see the recipe. Where is it? I opened the pin but now I’m just looking at the same image. Maybe there’s a button to go to the site? Nope!

Earth-conscious people: convince me to rinse my recyclables.

The city says to do it, but - I just have a hard time believing ketchup on glass turns it into garbage and that we don’t have the technology to mass-clean recycled glass. If the process is that fragile, how can anything truly be recycled?

Newspapers should have a section where you complain about people you didn’t like after they die and those should be called Disbitchuaries

I might need this in my office

what a weird merger, right?

@goomvi.online DM me

Nobody tells you that, on the Child Care Timeline, the diaper phase is also the pooping-in-the-tub phase.

What’s special about Batman is that he has the eyes of a man, but the EARS of a man too

I nominate Daniel Brühl to play the lead.

I need a movie or a modern TV series about Beethoven. I can't believe we haven't seen an Amadeus-level film about the man; his life already follows a perfect story arc. I need to see the moment his 9th symphony ends, when he's still conducting and deaf, and then turns to receive an ovation.

just wrote a sentence which includes "vice versâ vis-à-vis" in it

We've had the Gulf of America for a while - but it wasn't a stretch of water between two countries, it was a dearth of social policies (healthcare access, worker protections, public services, etc.) between one country and all of the others.

So I guess there are just two of them now.

If I ever get a chance to build a house, I'm putting power outlets every 20 feet, inside and outside. The lengths I have to go to to get power to ANYWHERE are just ridiculous.

thinking of opening an etsy shop

Vampire Weekend x Modest Mouse = Rusted Root

Idk who needs to know this but you can recycle half gallon cartons like this

We could’ve had an Idris Elba 007 and missed the chance. What a shame.

People who post this kind of garbage are the worst. Taking advantage of people is such villainous behavior.

In fact, in order to take 13 years off your loan, your interest rate would have to be over 14%!

At today’s interest rate, you’ll cut 6 years off your loan. Nothing to sneeze at, but less than half what was promised.

Boy, this is great advice! Or at least it would be, if it wasn’t complete horseshit.

Sure, adding an extra payment avoids some interest, but not 13 years of interest!

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In King County you can either buy one 12-pack of Coke for $11 or 7 of them for $15

my new guest wifi portal

this is idiotic.

These lights we found are so cool! Tiny little snow globes!

Man, "Apple Intelligence" is terrible. I can't believe how unhelpful Siri is with AI. I literally cannot get Siri to tell me how to use Siri.