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As PA passes a bs transphobic sports bill, I think it’s an important time to remind you all that if you don’t support trans rights the get the fuck off my page.

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Promo image of Crystal Methyd in RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 11

Promo image of Crystal Methyd in RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 11

The way I have no choice but to Stan. Team #CrystalMethyd for the crown!!!

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And before you start, no the ending wasn’t great but Mass Effect 3 is still a hell of a game. It’s just extremely depressing.

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How is it that all these years later BioWare is the only company even attempting to do something like the long form story telling of the Mass Effect trilogy?

I’m currently playing the Remaster and it’s mind blowing how layered and choice based this nearly 20 year old game is.

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Post you in another country

(Tokyo was such a slay)

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Dear muscle stud flashing pit at the gym who did a bicep curl and both plates fell off the bar in front of everyone making a big loud noise leaving you flushed with embarrassment,

I’d never make fun of you. Let’s lift together then grab some brotein-I mean protein. No need to shower first.

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Finally listening to Two Strangers Carry A Cake Across New York…I don’t know girl. It reminds me of the Pasek and Paul/Scott Alan songs I used to listen to in college, but not nearly as strong.

Maybe seeing it would change my opinion, buts it’s not capturing me yet.

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Highly doubt entering my late 30s is the time to join such a high contact sport, but I actually love playing sports. So if you’re in Philly and you want to play tennis, hit your boy up.

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Not the rugby gays inviting me out

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You ever look at yourself and just go ”damn, I’m a smoke show”

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Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars.

I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

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Jessie Ware’s new anthem to circuit party gays

Jessie Ware’s new anthem to circuit party gays

Jessie Ware released another banger for the f slurs and I’mma need y’all to support.

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Thanks, babe 😘

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You ever look at yourself and just go ”damn, I’m a smoke show”

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very Good to know. I ended up getting one at a place called Bennett that’s was super good but maybe I’ll get another one tomorrow

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So where do I get a dope lobster roll while I’m in Boston?

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Oh I love this.

PS this is no particular order and I’m sure I forgot some

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Logged into facebook after like several years and immediately saw an old friend spreading fake news, a dm offering me a theatre gig 3 years I would had LOVED to do, and a guy I hooked up with once in Tampa ages ago modeling on a bear focused clothing brand.

Now I’m angry, sad, and h word. Log off.

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It’s days like this when I really miss Ezio Auditore.

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Why didn’t y’all tell me Five Below now charges $7 for shitty iPhone stuff? Whats even the point of that store then?

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You “Kamala is just as bad” folks looking real crazy right about now (for the millionth time)

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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How big are you?

5’10”/1.78M
265lb/120kg

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Portrait of a gay man taking a bathroom selfie wearing a cut off Batman shirt and showing off pits and big arms

Portrait of a gay man taking a bathroom selfie wearing a cut off Batman shirt and showing off pits and big arms

Don’t mind me…just pretending it’s summer.

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Portrait of a gay man taking a selfie in a hotel room only wearing jeans and sneakers

Portrait of a gay man taking a selfie in a hotel room only wearing jeans and sneakers

Good morning from yet another hotel room

1 month ago 17 1 1 0

This musical sounds like they read the synopsis on Netflix or maybe the back of a VHS In a thrift shop and then wrote some of the worst, campy music they could imagine and said “money, please!”

Devil Wears Prada really isn’t a camp movie and the best moments come from the reality they try to bring.

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Currently listening to the Devils Wear Prada musical and like…bruh…what an absolute mess of a musical. I don’t think movies automatically make bad musicals, but I do think it’s essential to understand why the movie works in the first place.

For example, Meryl’s Miranda would barely sing, if at all

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That moment when you’re a few weeks into a cut and you catch yourself in the mirror and can’t believe strictly maintaining your calories while keeping up your protein is the only way for you to lose weight.

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Defending things that are categorically evil out of some fear for slippery slopes have crippled us as an “advanced” society. Freedom Of Speech should not mean freedom to terrorize and treating religious tyranny as equal to messages of love and acceptance will forever hold us back.

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