Gotta hand it to the inventor of the wheel, that was a good one

The city came to install a new meter but they said they couldn’t turn my water heater back on because the vent is full of holes and has been causing carbon monoxide to fill my house for god knows how long. So when if I get real normal when I fix this, you’ll know why

I don’t understand those “what’s in my bag” videos ? Okay ? What, am I gonna stop carrying my things because you have other things ? Am I supposed to be influenced ?

The good thing about this place is that everyone agrees Elon Musk sucks

Leaving the microwave door cracked open for a little ambiance lighting in my kitchen

They should make see through cars for people with good outfits

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Damn

The way every big post is written by AI over there, it annoyed me to the point of opening this app. Hoping for that to happen more and more til
I just fully move

Grok was creating AI porn of people upon request

Thankfully no, but it’s morally reprehensible regardless

Will a robot put me in a bikini here ?

I happened to drive by a protest in town and then opened this app and saw all the pictures. That shit is absolutely suppressed on “X”

Wonder if any of them are severed

Dreaming is too much drama, I’m trying to get some rest

They should study how bad I am at mini golf, it’s not normal

How have we strayed so far from being excellent to each other

Remember that Boeing whistleblower that was murdered

It’s Burberry and it matches my trench coat. I don’t need style advice, love

Wish I was still eating pomegranate seeds, petting cats in the cemetery and listening to dark wave music on the metro in Paris. Alas, here’s some 35 mm to remember it

Due to personal reasons I will no longer stay informed

In a lot of ways, the introduction of the “dongle” was the beginning of The End

I was talking to someone and they said they went “downtown” but they were in fact referring to “downtown Papillion” and then someone else from Papillion asked me where Dundee was… We gotta put an end to this. I wasn’t even born here, why am I answering questions.

Experiencing a sudden and unexpected blemish can really diminish the zest with which you were intending to approach life

I’m loving the tensions between the country I’m from and the country I’m living in

I think it’s cucked to let websites generate a strong password for you

Lol, no actually. I just saw a cute video of a dog without his front legs jumping up on a couch because you liked it and I nodded approvingly

It’s making me like my friends less to see what reels they’re liking

It’s not like I’m ever going to see it behind the multiple browsers with 20+ tabs I have open at all times

That’s normal behavior