Re: My last post about McClatchy (it's own by a hedge fund).
Posts by Luke Ranker🚶‍♂️
Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"
Evergreen
Of course, the "more stories, more inventory" line is also laughable. If McClatchy hadn't laid off so many journalists, they'd have more stories.
McClatchy, which has proven repeatedly it's disinterested in local news despite owning storied papers like the Kansas City Star, is going all in on AI-generated slop.
This line is particularly horrifying. Using a byline on AI-written content is essentially lying.
www.thewrap.com/media-platfo...
yiiiikes
Connecting River Market with the Berkley Riverfront, the 0.7-mile extension will start service on May 18 after two years of construction.
www.kcur.org/housing-deve...
Florida’s attorney general said on Tuesday that the state had opened a criminal investigation into ChatGPT and its parent company, OpenAI, based on a review of messages between the chatbot and the man accused of killing two people at Florida State University last year www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...
It’s probably been a decade since my name was last in the KC Star. That was a byline. Now I’m “city planner Luke Ranker.”
www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...
Nearly 600 people have been sickened across the state, which has seen an increase in vaccine exemptions among children in recent years. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/w...
China’s economy continued to grow despite weak housing and consumer markets in large part because the government has invested heavily infrastructure like rail.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/b...
I don’t know who he is, but there’s a @kcstreetcar.org driver who always waves at folks at the station. It’s really delightful!
Are we thinking BIG enough? If KC is going to help finance a new ball park downtown, Why not look at developing a subway, rapid bus & metro systems with State & Federal help. Let's really go for it. Let's think big.
I saw @stbikeskc.bsky.social dragged up one of Josh’s most infuriating posts (because we didn’t build it, not because Josh is infuriating).
Think of how much different and better our development pattern would be if we had this:
A federal jury found that Live Nation, the concert giant that owns Ticketmaster, has operated as a monopoly in violation of federal and state antitrust laws, ending a closely watched trial in New York that could have far-reaching consequences in the music industry. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/a...
“Who cares?” has become a default reply from liberals to a whole host of criticisms. Voters in poor neighborhoods concerned about crime? Who cares. A spike in drug overdoses? Who cares. Rise in public disorder? The escalating price of eggs? Who cares.
jacobin.com/2026/04/who-...
As data centers proliferate with little public oversight, cities must confront a critical question: who decides how scarce land, power, and resources are allocated, and whether the benefits truly serve local communities? Read more in @wrirosscities.bsky.social's TheCityFix:
Electric-vehicle startup Rivian has found an unusual power source for its Illinois car factory: old batteries from its own cars.
www.wsj.com/business/aut...
Kansas City developers unveiled the full scope of a $430 million-plus mixed-use master plan with three new Crossroads Arts District high-rises west of the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts.
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Barely two weeks before it was due to shut down, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette said Tuesday it had found a last-minute buyer — a nonprofit journalism operation that has agreed to keep the struggling newspaper open.
apnews.com/article/pitt...
How do people judge where, when and how to cross a street?
The experts in walking are the walkers. Raida, Hosseini, Cárdenas, Mondschein, Heydarian, and Chen studied these experts’ street-crossing strategies, revealing inconsistencies between what authorities plan for and what pedestrians need.
War in the Middle East has upended the world economy, the International Monetary Fund said on Tuesday, warning in a report that disruptions to oil markets could slow growth, fuel inflation and raise the possibility of a global recession.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/b...
A 38-year-old Kansas City woman long suspected in the fatal shooting of KCUR reporter Aviva Okeson-Haberman was sentenced Monday to 15 years in prison in a separate federal drug case.
www.kcur.org/news/2026-04...
Black text on white background “Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear. As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.”
Undergrad: "We're going to build a subway network!"
Grad student: "We can build light rail!"
Early career planner: "BRT is a cost saving service as good as rail!"
Grizzled planner: "What if we somewhat improved the existing bus service"
The city’s plan commission advanced plans last week to convert the 12-story George B. Peck Dry Goods building, 1044 Main St., into a mixed-use building with 74 apartments and over 10,000 square feet of ground-floor commercial space.
www.kansascity.com/news/busines...
Higher energy prices and uncertainty over the war in the Middle East will boost inflation and weigh on economic growth, a new forecast says.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/b...
The proposed change would slash the in-lieu fee by 95% — from $100,000 per unit to just $5,000. The proposed ordinance, introduced by Mayor Lucas, is part of an effort to bring developer requirements at city-run economic development agencies in line with Port KC.
thebeaconnews.org/stories/2026...