DAMMET Gary’s wife! 🤣🤣🤣

White dress with gems to loo like R2.

Operation bedazzle R2 is nearing completion, maybe.

I was excited to see American Girl is bringing back the originals. 💕

Thanks for the offer! I have a lot of jars to get through and I use so little I think I’m good for awhile. 😊

I’m sorry it’s snowing. We changed over our tires yesterday.

Thank you! I feel like I’m insane for thinking we should not invite an industry that creates warming in the land of permafrost!

Just because everyone else is doing it doesn’t make it right! Not to mention the drain on our resources that we need to survive…

Editorial: Alaska can lead in AI and data centers — but only if it gets serious now Mat-Su is moving, Anchorage is hesitating, and the Legislature is still warming up. While Alaska debates, most of the country has already started building the future.

I’m not a fan of this hot take.

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That’s probably for the better! 🤢💩🤣

Omg that’s so scary! Unconscious in the outhouse—has a good ring to it though. 🤔

Me with a giant Lake Trout

Ope, just gonna sneak this one past ya.

Inara Serra of Firefly: you don’t play a player

The fraud department at Pan Macmillan hasn’t gotten back to me yet, so I’m going to assume I’m being catfished.

Little do they know I’m part cat and REALLY good at fishing.

I’m still convinced that it’s a scam. 🤣 I emailed the company’s compliance office to verify.

They’re in the UK. It’s probably already tomorrow? 🤣🫠

I’ve been getting a lot of AI generated requests for marketing. Two different women, exact same emails. Exact same follow-up emails. It’s wild.

The email address is weird. Someone with that name works for the company and it matches her photo from the website. I emailed her back and we’ll see if she asks for money. 🤣

I emailed their fraud department to know for sure. 👀

I think it’s a scam, almost as fun as the movie deal one where they left a voicemail for my real name and pen name. 🤣

There’s no way a literary agent would email me. It’s definitely a scam, right?

Star Wars Day! 🤣

A white dress being bejeweled to look like R2D2

This is my life now.

I haven’t washed my car in over 6 months and it almost got it all…just that lil spot by the back wheels on both sides. 🙃 They didn’t even have the buckets out. 😔

Grime on a jeep

$22 for a car wash and it’s still not clean 🫠 #alaskalife

Mood antler

Nobody. Absolutely nobody.

Me: What number is a moose antler on the moh’s scale of hardness?

Roller derby jammer’s with tongues out

Hey! I make that face, too! Who wore it better? 🤣🤣🤣

Today she’d be locked in a warehouse without food or water. Her raccoon friend would chew up her passport and she wouldn’t be able to vote. One thing is for certain, however, she would never give up the good fight. 🖤

Kirsten the American girl doll ready to protest

My favorite books growing up were about Kirsten Larson, a Swedish immigrant to Minnesota in the 1800’s. She lived on a farm and endured many hardships, but I saw myself in her. Her bravery was badass. Her kindness & empathy were unwavering. She made me feel like I could do anything I put my mind to.

Just my and my tiny jar of retinol eye cream against the world.

“You are not the jackass whisperer.”

Whoa. 🤯

P.S. I wore it like that all day 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dumpster fire badge, broken

My work badge fell off my bag as I was getting in my car and I’m disappointed the video cuts out right before it gets crunched by my Jeep.

It’s Fin.

How prophetic.

Ugggggh nooooo that’s the worst! If Mother Nature would kindly adjust her thermostat we’d all appreciate it.