Nerd problem: I finished a book and don’t know which book I want to read next 😩

Oh of course! How silly of me 🤭

But how is that possible when we’re the two who are married? 😳

Thank goodness! I need some desperately 😉

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked a librarian, and we both this think you should get a library card for National Library Week!!

Do they take walk-ins? 👀

Yes please 🥺 🥵

I have to remember to watch the new episode tonight

Right???? It’s so stupid imo.

a man is sitting at a table with a microphone on his shirt and the hashtag latenightseth ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a microphone on his shirt and the hashtag latenightseth

I am this close to deleting Snapchat all together lmfaoooooooo

Why did I invite my mother to come with me?? 🙃

Sure thing! 😘 I’ll buy you something nice

Took today off work so I’m going shopping and will absolutely spend too much money

I hate Snapchat so much lmao if my sister didn’t use it to send me pics of her child and her cats, I’d delete it right now.

Fell asleep on the couch and spent the whole night there. My back and hips are gonna punish me for that later

Oh damn… 😢

You can ‘bet’ there’s room in my b d for you baby 😘

Literally any time. You can appear on my doorstep and I’ll make room for you 😘

And when can I expect you babe??

Got a little too drunk last night and messaged basically every guy who had added me on snap from Grindr 😭😭😭 now idk what to do and have too many notifications 😬

😮‍💨

Wish I was in between those thighs babeeeeee

Good!! I woulda called animal control!!!!

Anyone got some insect repellent methods for the porch? I need to keep the blood suckers away from my ass…

I was #TeamJaneDont so I’ve already lost all around 😔

It’s a drinking outside kind of evening

^ Lois Lane’s POV as she’s falling asleep