Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
Posts by José M. Amado.
Maravilla 👏🏽
En realidad no la iban estrenar ni en cines ni en plataformas, la iban a eliminar directamente.
EEUU
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Que alguien les explique lo de la quinta enmienda.
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"That can't be right."
"Sure it is! Your medication cost $17.49..."
"Yes."
"...and the price has fallen 700%."
"But that's not-"
"So I owe *you* $122.43."
"I see."
"Fine."
"May I have another prescription filled?"
"Sorry, we've run out of drugs, gone bankrupt, and the world is run by raccoons now."
No tengo problemas en que alguien me aplique un descuento de un 600% a algo.
Tom Gauld
@tomgauld.bsky.social
John Atkinson
Por fin se va a hacer justicia.
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Con tanto gas dentro sería difícil sumergirse.
Péter Magyar introduced Hungary’s future Foreign Minister, Anita Orbán, to Donald Tusk and added with a smile:
— The surname is just a coincidence, they’re not related
Tusk replied:
— Well, my name is Donald, after all!
John Atkinson
Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.
Types of Board Game
xkcd.com/3235/
@humordificil.eurosky.social
Pues creo que hasta alguien pensó en usar signos de exclamación.
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Tom Toro.
Creo que hubo algún exaltado que pedía mayúsculas.
Es de una competición de adivinanzas de El hobbit.
3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.
Europa Missions
xkcd.com/3234/
Por Ferrol y comarca se llama así. Mis abuelos los llamaban así. Eran estructuras grandes cubiertas de malla.
Creo que leí una noticia que era un contrato de 47000€ para él y los ministros.
www.elconfidencial.com/espana/2026-...
@ayqueverguenza.bsky.social @lithospheric.jorgegines.com
Nah