Nothing like a wedding with a DJ to remind me how out of touch I am with popular music! It’s funny watching people scream along to songs I’ve never heard

It was so jarring lmao I had no idea!

The pictures are fine except they put a WILD filter on them so everyone looks like they’re wearing Twilight-style colored contacts!

Junk mail flier that says “a member of the Orahh care dental community”

… the what now?

(junk mail getting wild today)

Makeup is an art and I am not an artist!

Clown makeup!!!

How I feel showing up to work in a full beat bc it’s headshot day.

(I’m normally a mascara only girlie and not good at makeup)

We’re having “AI Day” for training at work and I’m ready to walk out into the woods and never look at a computer again!

I love waiting for an email and compulsively checking my inbox every 5 minutes to see if they’ve replied yet. So fun!

I’m at work and I got a google home alert that it heard glass breaking.

I listened to the clip and it turns out it’s just my dog shaking and the sound of her ears slapping against her head. Crisis averted!

Two books: Singular universe and the reality of time, Galileo’s dream

book haul!!!

The best feeling ever!! Congrats 🥳

going to the DMV 🙁

going to half price books after as a treat 🙂

You know when something horrible happens in a dream and you get startled awake? That’s happened to me 4 times in the past few days and I’m tired 🫩

Love TEP! I have a recurring donation set up bc of the charity stream!

Interesting.. thank you!

Ohh I see, thank you!!

Can I be vulnerable for a sec and say that I’m an avid vod watcher and I have no idea where the horse movie Jim bit came from? 🫢

And it’s gonna be 30F again tomorrow 🫠 the whiplash gives me literal headaches!

I was about to post this exact thing but now I don’t have to!

It’s awful 🫠 I hate that there’s no warning and you’re just expected to pay more

fingers crossed for you! 💜

We’ve had two escrow analyses so far and had a significant shortage both times 🥲

I miss who I was before I learned the term escrow shortage

Being able to get stains out of clothes is such an underrated skill!! My mom is so good at it and I want to get to her level someday

Ok but treating a work call chat like hmj chat would be so much fun (also would get fired prob)

Nooo feel better soon!! 💜

Thanks I hate it!

Note to self: don’t go see a Pixar movie the week before your period. You will openly weep in a theater full of people.

(Hoppers was so good)

I was crashing out over a bad pic taken after dinner and, without missing a beat, my husband goes

“we had a lot of fish and milk today, that’d make anyone a little puffy.”

I love him

One time a lady at work asked if I’d go jogging with her and I said I can’t bc it hurts my knees (a lie).

The next morning I woke up and I’d slept funny and my knee hurt for THREE DAYS so i manifested my own problems by lying :/