Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Our moon is so perfect tho. Have you seen other planet's moons? some of them look like potatoes. The standard is too high here, there's no way we could get a moon as good as this one on the first try

Can I ask y’all some weird questions and y’all won’t judge me?

They dined on
(Beastie Boys) MINCE
And slices of
(Beastie Boys) QUINCE
Which they ate with a
(Beastie Boys) RUNCIBLE SPOON

What if we just made airports less awful for families and also everyone else?

I guess there are potentially worse heads you could find

Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.

Marina Abramović cracks her knuckles and does that thing tough guys do with their neck before a fight

Skywhales

Belconnen dick owl

Night Clown

David Pocrab

Top four Canberra cryptids:

With ALT text

there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

A butthole logo and then Claude

This book is my fiftieth-birthday present to myself. I feel as though I am crossing the spine of a roof-having ascended one slope. I am programmed at fifty to perform childishly—to insult "The Star-Spangled Banner," to scrawl pictures of a Nazi flag and an asshole and a lot of other things with a felt-tipped pen. To give an idea of the maturity of my illustrations for this book, here is my picture of an asshole: * I think I am trying to clear my head of all the junk in there—the assholes, the flags, the underpants. Yes-there is a picture in this book of underpants. I'm throwing out characters from my other books, too. I'm not going to put on any more puppet shows. I think I am trying to make my head as empty as it was when I was born onto this damaged planet fifty years ago.

The Claude logo is just the Kurt Vonnegut butthole doodle

This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time

Trans Day of Visibility - Community Storytelling Spectacular Are you tired of trans 'visibility' narratives that focus on trauma and acceptance when you know there's just gotta be more to this trans thing to make it worth the effort? Would you prefer to hear s...

It's at the Imperial Hotel, Erskineville. Doors open 6pm.

We are very quickly getting close to comfortable capacity so if you're interested please register (for free!) ASAP!

We'll be fundraising for Project 491 and Inside Out 💜

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I am hosting a Community Storytelling Spectacular! for Trans Day of Visibility tomorrow, Tuesday 31 March!

By trans people, for everyone.

The aim is to showcase stories that aren't the standard tales of trauma and work toward basic acceptance.

People should hear about the Wonderful and the weird!

Yes

thinking about my current entanglement and realising one of the things I enjoy about it is that I get to be the Max for a change

Obsessed with this poem, and with the oldcroghan man.

A view of the night sky from Mars. (Yes, really)

You're a rent seeker It's an economist insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

A violation of your rights!

Klassy Karrot
Holtville, CA

A corbel showing a carving of a hound and hare circa 1140 from the Church of St Mary and St David, Kilpeck.

I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england

two cats sitting on top of small boulders. the first cat is dangling its legs over the side the other is curled on top

poems with titles longer than the poem vs poems with a title so tucked and short it feels hardly there at all

I still love so much that you got your cat a cat. It's like a Goofy and Pluto situation.

They need these important cultural insights

CONFUSION SOUND presents | Newcastle Fringe Let the Holy Order Of the Confusion Sound take you on a journey of love, revenge, magic, death, rebirth, and insects. Born from ashes of an Avant Garde jug band formed to score clownish reinventions o...

Did I mention the band has a show this Sunday at The Newcastle Fringe Festival? Come and make a day of it.

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