I had that thought: bsky.app/profile/eddi...

Depends on the vampire story...

a cartoon of a witch talking to bugs bunny who is laying in bed Alt: A cartoon of a vampire talking to Bugs Bunny, who is laying in bed. Subtitle indicates that the vampire is saying, "Rest is good for the blood!"

Well that was OK! Hope to be back next week for Curse of the Undead.
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room . Alt: From the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy has just staked the vampire played by Paul Reubans, who takes a long time to die.

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Hey! Leave Xena alone!
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British bars are weird...
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Poster for the Universal film Dracula.

Dracula movie commercial break!
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Watching #DraculaHasRisenFromTheGrave, for the first time I think, on #Svengoolie!

Reading any given headline this week

SLUGGO IS CONTENT WITH HIS HANDS FOLDED BEHIND HIS HEAD AS HE APPEARS TO BE FLOATING ABOVE THE GROUND SLUGGO: NO

SLUGGO’S
SATURDAY
NOOD…NO

Oh no!

Two bunnies are hanging out in an old railcar, that is in an abandoned train track in the woods. They have brought bindle sticks with their possessions, and one of them sips from a mug. It is a balmy summer day

Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate

A bunny hangs from the branch of an apple tree, almost like the cat in the "hang in there" motivational poster. The bunny looks towards a green apple growing further out on the branch, ignoring several other apples all around him

Daily bunny no.3138 going apple-picking

According to the Battlestar Galactica spin-off Caprica, something like this is what led to the Cylons.

Drop something BRIGHT 🚨🔦🖤💡🌟

Sign on a Manhattan subway platform saying "Check out this new map!" while pointing to a blank panel.

Great job, MTA. Keep up the good work.

You're the fifth person I've seen make that joke...

Ask him how it compares to Arnold Palmer's!

William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy in costume as Capt. Kirk and First Officer Spock reading an issue of Mad Magazine.

Ah. I've somehow never seen it.

Who's the other besides Arnold?

I know Predator has two future govs (Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura) but never knew that about Running Man.

[The Orlando Sentinel; Florida - 10/30/1994]

An AI system that’s completely biased and hallucinates enemies because it’s based on the skewed world view of a mentally unhinged tech bro who peaked in his 20s? Sounds about right.

That was attempted awhile back, but didn't last. A script for the reboot, written by Darin Morgan, was repurposed into an episode of the newer X-Files seasons!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_S...

Kolchak is the show that was the main influence on The X-Files. Its star even guested on X-Files a couple times.

There was also a program in ancient Rome where public money was used to provide food for the less fortunate, but the statue avi folks aren't too interested in recreating that either.

Enough about the fucking ballroom!

They rappeled from a Blackhawk?

He's got a ballroom construction to oversee!

He was a cyborg. His flesh parts could get cold.