Dude it feels like nobody is sex positive nowadays. Shit sucks, we gotta take it back somehow

Man I swear every time I order something embarrassing online it always has troubles getting to my house and shows up at the absolute worst time

The real question is, does it jerk you off. For $500,000 it better

Can confirm I got this deal

Legend... Of zelda

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Truly I am lost in yesterday

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Yeah I need assassacreed unity

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At least I didn't get herpes in the discovery phase

Turns out it's entirely possible to wear out my sex drive to the point of having a negative drive. Lord have mercy on my soul

Had to break up with my twink. He was getting way too attached for his own good

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Whereas men are like, super flirty and eager to talk to me. It's a whole different world

They're so nervous and cute, I can't believe I'm even typing this. I've always known the twink/bear dynamic was there, but I've never been in the pilot seat

It's to the point now where I'm getting messages from some poly goth chick on an app and I'm like, "meh, this is a lot of work."

GRANTED, she's not great to talk to thus far. Asked zero questions despite reaching out to me. Like are you buying what I'm selling or not, this isn't how convos work

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The painful awkward werewolf transformation scene but it's me looking in the mirror realizing I might be totally into having sex with men

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Welcome to the low sodium club

Acting like these desert nomad cultures won't fight till the last man and then some after we fucked around over there for decades is beyond idiotic

Oh the middle east? That region notorious for giving up easily and fighting symmetrical warfare? That middle east?

It's not for everyone, but I'm very up front about it with whomever I take interest in, so all parties are consenting. This dude even straight up told me he's gone out with other married guys.

It's not for everyone, but I think we're intelligent enough to make it work. I know its a dangerous game to play. But I'm having a ball I tell you what, he's so slender and cute

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Yes, but it's an open marriage, and my wife is very aware of what I'm doing.

Dude as I've gotten closer to this twink I'm seeing, it's dawned on me just how much homophobia I've internalized over the years

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We must believe in a world to create that world

Dude, I gotta tell you! I got a pet twink, it's awesome.

I'll have to have him tested though.

We are suffering under the reign of Lord Dementus

On one hand I'm a bit nervous, but on the other hand I'm trying to channel my inner conquerer