have an itch to buy an old used toyota hilux and fixer upper that shit just for myself

Dave is obvious disingenuous here because after the first couple specials, he knew the trans jokes were becoming the most talked about part of his shows and he started FEEDING into it as part of the “kicks and giggles”

fuck me i guess was trying to make birthday plans for next year

so all this attention on him being jesus but none on his plans to build a hotel tower on the moon and what nightly rates with look like there. our pathetic media failing us yet again

hey is this still available

ahhh good luck!!!

i know everyone's working through some high anxiety but americans talking about this as the end of line for them when every possible murdering asset they have is pointed towards iran is like. lol

what the possibility of an impending nuclear strike and / or widespread lethal alternatives and the potential ending of a civilization taught me about B2B sales

oh my god. sharon noooo

can’t believe people think the moon landing is fake. i know for a fact it’s real because my wife was on that mission, and stayed back on the moon to continue doing research. i’m really proud of her but also hope she comes home soon

so so jealous

amazing

saying (even incorrectly) the quiet part loud. nyt with the rare unintentional dub

let me bring an old joke: i use all lower case all the time because i hate capitalism

ladies and gentlemen… *clears throat for 15 min* bam pondi

MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

is that why she wanted to ban chinese EVs (already existing) lol

Kaia Kraml: They were also carrying out a carpet or some sort of rug and also throwing it in the back of the truck ... So we were watching the scene and I turned to Chad and I was like ... "What is going on?" And Chad looked at me and he said, "Kaia, I think they finally killed him." Peter Van Sant: And did - the two of you ever think we should share what we've witnessed with the police? Kaia Kraml: Absolutely not. Chad Kraml: No. As a matter of fact -

Peter Van Sant: Because - Kaia Kraml: He was horrible. And soon after that night, they say Connie and Austin seemed completely different. Kaia Kraml: It was good. It was fun to see them actually happy

live your life in such a way that when your neighbors maybe see you murdered by your wife and kid they’re not like “thank god! it’s nice to see them happy for once!” www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/gar...

hell fucking yeah. i’m so sorry that was your experience but let them have all of it

not denying that it's all terrible but i recommend using WIPR2 if you have an iphone, removes ads and cookies from all browser windows. it's a one time $5 purchase but has made phone browsing immensely better for me

ooh noted! i’m still very wary of Posting Too Much but i’ll def keep this in mind

she started on her hag journey young :’) some people are called to this idk jon just appears to be jealous

ah mean is peach finally gone?

that would in fact make a lot more sense

let me have a word with my friend and the ceo jason

okay then i say we hold off on criticizing it so easily

i have a confession to make. i kept reading DLS5 as DSL5 and assumed the goal of the digital enhancement was to give everyone dick sucking lips

a case of too woke perhaps but i hate this prompt

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity