A dirty light orange cat stands on the lap of a man with a grey beard, glasses, a ball cap, and a black Wesley Willis shirt. Both cat and human are looking at the camera.

A dirty light orange cat sits on the lap of a man with a grey beard, glasses, and a black Wesley Willis shirt. Both cat and human are squinting and smiling at the camera.

A dirty light orange cat sits on the lap of an unseen man who’s wearing black shorts and a black Wesley Willis shirt.

A dirty light orange cat stands on the lap of a man with a grey beard, glasses, a ball cap, and a black Wesley Willis shirt. The cat and human are touching noses.

Got a much needed Skinny Pete hang sesh last night. I love this dude so much.

So sorry, my friend. ❤️

So sorry, friend. Sending so much love to you and your family.

An orange cat sits on the lap of an unseen human and leans his front half into a desk and computer keyboard. He stares intently at the computer screen.

The same orange cat sits on the lap of a man with a grey beard and a Night of the Living Dead shirt. A computer keyboard is in front of them both and the cat stares in wonder at something unseen beyond the camera.

The same orange cat sits on the same lap of the same human. Cat leans his head against a desk and starts to snooze.

Same cat, same human, same lap. The cat leans on a desk with papers in front of him.

I made Tod my assistant. Actually, Tod made Tod my assistant. He’s helpful.

A screenshot of two separate light fixtures for sale the one on the left is a long light bar giving off warmer tones. It’s $42.98 and it’s called YHTIaeh LED Ba…. The one on the right gives off bright white tones. It’s $69.90-!; it’s called SOLFART 24. Awesome.

Got a couple of fun light fixture options for you.

A vinyl record on a record player in a brown wooden cabinet. On top of the cabinet is an album cover for the band Cocteau Twins - the album being played. Peeking out from behind the album cover is a severed head wearing a red Devo energy dome with a clear plastic face shield.

Finally getting into the Cocteau Twins at the ripe old age of 50. Took me long enough, eh?

An orange polydactyl cat rests his arm on the shoulder of a man with a grey beard, green shirt, glasses, and messy hair. The man and cat have their heads turned to look at one another, as if they’re deep in conversation.

Me and my best dude having a very serious conversation.

A lIt up marquee for the Teragram Ballroom in Los Angeles advertising the band THURSDAY performing on APRIL 10.

Thursday on a Friday? What in the world?? lol. Seriously though, Thursday played a bunch of songs tonight from my favorite record of theirs, ‘No Devolucion,’ and it was rad.

A man with a grey beard, black sunglasses, a green Stihl hat, and bunny ears that look like blue marshmallow Peeps poses next to a metal plaque embedded into the concrete sidewalk that reads, “ORBIT OF URANUS.”

Happy Easter.

100%.

A black and grey album cover at the bottom of the pic that reads, “BLEAKNESS BLURRED VISIONS,” and has artwork of a crying eye in the center or a triangle. Above the album is a white piece of paper with a crude sketch of a cat with sharp claws saying, “FUCK YOU.”

Whenever I order records from indie labels, I always write “draw a cat on my receipt” in the Additional Info box. I rarely get any takers, but every so often someone rad - like Black Water Records PDX - will go hard in the paint. Check out this amazing punk cat they drew for me!! Awesome.

Dead fucking ringer.

I was hoping for the T-Rex, but Raptor is still pretty good.

Yes!! I’ll definitely take it.

The star of Jurassic Park. Or World.

The unhoused gentleman I gave money to outside the donut shop this morning asked me when I was going to do another Jurassic Park movie. So my question is, what actor from the Jurassic Park/World franchise does he think I currently resemble?

The words “Fuck You” written in cursive with a purple pen on a grey beam outside Ralph’s in DTLA.

Beautiful.

A giant balloon of the dipshit president as a big stupid baby, which is exactly what he is.

FDT.

From the No Kings protest in downtown L.A. on Saturday. Love my town.

A dumb white man with glasses and a grey beard stands in a bathroom, arms outstretched, showing off a t-shirt that has pictures of 7 different chihuahuas on it, with the word “Chihuahua” underneath.

Rather proud of my boss new shirt. Ultimate flea market score!

A white man with tattoos wears a ball cap, black sunglasses, and a teal Police Academy 4 crew shirt. He’s standing in front of a red door with beige trim on a grey house.

This is exactly what I was wearing, and exactly how I looked today when the ticket seller at the flea market asked me if I was…a senior citizen. 🫤

An orange polydactyl cat sits on the lap of a dorky white man with tattoos and spiky hair.

An orange polydactyl cat sleeps on the lap of a dorky white man with tattoos and spiky hair.

An orange polydactyl cat lies on the lap of a dorky white man wearing all black like a ninja.

This is going to become an all-Tod account. And that’s fine. Also, remember, he is NOT a lapcat. Lol. Also also, my hair is getting hella long.

😹

A man with messy hair and a grey beard grins childishly as he sits in the driver seat of a car and points to the word “lube” on the door of the truck next to him. Because he’s perpetually 12 years old.

I’m 12.

Same. Also, this movie is way more fun than it has any right to be.

A screenshot of an IMDb profile page for me, Ryan Kinder.

Look mom, I’m famous!! Not really, but I finally have my first official IMDb acting and producing credits, and honestly, I’m pretty fucking stoked. The premier of our short film - Amityville Toothache - is April 4th!!!

An orange Polydactyl cat lies on the right leg of an unseen human and reaches his paw out towards the camera.

The same orange polydactyl cat perches his front legs and paws on the thigh of a man with grey hair and glasses wearing black sweatpants and a rad Police Academy 4 crew shirt.

The same orange polydactyl cat sleeps on the lap of an unseen human.

The same orange polydactyl cat sits in the lap of an unseen human while a computer screen in the background plays a movie. The human is sitting cross-cross-applesauce and the cat is facing him.

Tod has never been a lapcat or a cuddler, but ever since Muscles passed away he’s been my shadow, and he climbs into my lap every chance he gets. He’s the most compassionate dude and I’m so lucky I get to be his person. 🥹

Sorry WGN, but Police Academy 4 Citizens on Patrol already showed us what would happen.

A midcentury modern hope with sloped roof, and a green front door with ornamental glass window. The home is Mickey Haller’s house from the Netflix series, The Lincoln Lawyer.

Went yardsaling today and stopped by the Lincoln Lawyer’s house. He wasn’t home though :(

Dude. It’s fucking unreal. The first album of theirs I’ve really connected with in years (not that the other records were bad, they just didn’t grab me the way the new one does). Check out their Audiotree session for this record - it’s awesome and they sound so fucking great live.

Hüsker Dü playing at Starbucks as I passed by a few days ago. Not sure how I feel about that.