A LinkedIn advert which promises the ability to add Dr before your name and receive an honorary doctorate in 'your own Passionate Skill'. It is accompanied by an image of an older white man in academic dress holding a scroll.
Made the mistake of opening LinkedIn and it turns out I've been wasting my time on these final thesis edits; will be instead applying for an honorary doctorate in my own Passionate Skill (exact skill tbc: ice cream consumption, perhaps)