My face and upper torso with a confused look on my face.
Stomach down lower body. No clothes, visible penis
Sometimes I feel like a blimp. I know I'm not massive, but I feel like it, and that's important. I need you guys to keep me motivated to get fitter. Ultimately I want to get massive with muscle, but I know that'll take time. Until then, keep me accountable.
I'm new here, and opened this video to figure out whether you were in the UK or the US. Finding out you're a northerner has melted me!
Got messaged by a guy on Grindr today. He just wanted to suck my dick. Sent him to my flat, he came in. Gave amazing head, then sold me a new energy plan because he was a door to door salesman. 10/10, would let him in again.
As someone who's a serial procrastinator, I've learned that organisation helps me to get rid of task paralysis. I've had a weekly planner since July, and a new one coming in the next few days to help me organise my entire life based on what needs to be done! I'm so proud of myself.
Waking up at half 5 on a week off sounds horrible, but I've been able to be super productive today. After cleaning the entire flat yesterday, I've been able to finish writing an episode of the podcast before I sort out meals for January and my list of big purchases for the year.
It is sometimes! I grew up with brothers and had to share, so I learned very quickly that I would only have a single save file on the Gameboy, and it just sort of carried over into adult life! I do save multiple files, but it's very rare these days!
Not me rawdogging a single save file and hoping for the best 😬
I need to be more careful when having sex. I keep breaking the slats on my bed.
Just an erect penis, held up by my thumb
Time for another one, I think... I don't really know how to do this!
A photo of me wearing a blue shirt and black jeans
A photo of me completely naked
Fuck it. Been thinking about putting myself on the internet for a while, and tonight's apparently the night.
I've just loaded mine up, and the wrapped tab is up for me. Maybe it's appeared since you posted this?
This morning is one of those mornings where I need a hole to be in. Everything is just making me go mad and I need someone to help me.
I don't have anything specific that I play! It just sort of depends on what I want to play when I finish a game! I've played through all the fallout games, Amnesia, and now I'm playing through Epic Mickey. It's very eclectic!
As time goes on, I realise that I'm into burly, muscled men. Like bara manga, but real life. Unfortunately, I don't know any of them. Would very much like to, and would very much like to top them.
So many short kings here in the replies! I love all of you from here in my 6'1" body!
A distressed looking man standing in the wreckage of a house: MY HOUSE! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? A bubble in the corner with a man pointing directly at you: Is this you? Every year, hundreds of Americans are unhomed by horny giants*. Up until now there was no good solution to this very real problem. *disclaimer: fact may be made up
The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: This is the sort of commercial you see when you’re watching tv at 3 AM in the Fairy Tale Belt.
1/4
Say someone stumbled into it, how might they accidentally do that? Again, asking for a friend...
This is brilliant! Where does one sign up to be a Giant Jerk Off-er-er? Asking for a friend...
Nice! Have you got them with you in your team currently?
HeartGold or SoulSilver? What's your team? What's your favourite Pokémon?
If you do take a picture like that, I'll need to find a way to like it multiple times.
Is it bad that now you've told me that information I want to see just the helmet and tattoos?
Oh no, the consequences of my actions! All I can think of is "but I love them!"
I enjoy working in a supermarket at night. It's a magical place. Every now and then though, someone shows up to join the team and just doesn't really get it. I lost my mind tonight because everything went wrong and this bitch wasn't even doing the bare minimum to help.
Sorry, where did your other sock go?
What video games? Who video games? Where video games?
The thing I often find is that people who try to challenge others without the full context just need the context to understand. I don't think you're a troll, I just don't think you understood what the purpose of the original post was, so I explained it to you.
If you say so. I think it's fine as it is. If people want to talk to me,. they're more knowledgeable about who I am that way. If I'm not the kind of person for you, you needn't have said anything.
I'm not on here seeking love though. The post is literally to look for friends to talk to on here.
