every time i oil my huge cutting board i just wish it was someone else doing it so i could jerk off to it

sometimes i wish “girl dad” hadn’t been adopted by the str8s bc it me. i am planning a heist to steal it back

this might be the straightest thing about me and then you remember i’m on some femme daddy bullshit and it all makes sense again

i know i’m himbosexual because i just objectified someone for shotgunning a beer

im gonna need that bidet rec!! great packing job 😉

“you’re so brave”

bro, why would you say this to me
just call me a slur

spooky: trying to make a date with a dude who is still treating their partner like a sentient calendar

loveloveLOVE rolling into the cafeteria in my neighborhood looking butch AF and getting called “princesa” by the lady who works there 🥰

i have a doll maker fetish, but that doll is frankenstein’s monster

“I stole something for you”

YES, my heart!!! Keep it, you little bandit

what is it about petty theft that melts my heart completely?

teaching my subs how to roll joints while tied up so we’re good to go for aftercare

nothing gets me interested in a person more quickly than seeing bleached whiskers around their mouth. being in the presence of a real eater turns me into a shameless flirt 🫠

i dont get imposter syndrome; yt people cannot stop themselves from doubting me and i’d rather die before i agree with them

i was getting the rain clouds fucked out of me and lamented that i was too turned on for the sex to hurt in that delicious way i crave.

bless their hips for managing to bring the pain regardless 🤌🏽

nothing makes me wet like someone who treats my complaints like their personal to-do list

*blows dust off this account like it’s an ancient, long-forgotten tome*

you know it’s really over when you update their name in your phone to ⛔️hoe, don’t do it ⛔️

I love being the kind of freak who flags via mask color

true life: I got a hot wake-up call from one of my favorite sadists and their beautiful victim.

caning and coffee make such a gorgeous pair.

my least favorite gender has got to be “yt person scolding marginalized people for not having enough empathy for the people who are harming them”

whenever someone admits publicly, in 2025, that they have a fetish for “sexy latinas”, a latina’s cafecito is ruined

GOD I love a dom fem

no one is allowed to tell me off for this: this is 90% male artists vs the art they make

on the fucket list: a slow fuck where their tears fall on their dick as it goes inside me

I really did not expect to be in 2025 having complex feelings about the term “bootlicker”

I know getting railed with this would fix me

me to me: settle down. Just because YOU see the clear connection between someone’s dumb social media take to rape culture doesn’t mean they do

and soon! We will do it again!

I wonder if they’ll ever see this tease 😂😂😂

still buzzing from running a train of sadists on my sweet cow babe 🔪🐄