people getting mad at diana russini like john clayton wasnt suckin and fuckin his way thru every nfl locker room in the 90s, double standard much!

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Privet! I'm Joseph Stalin and welcome to Comrade Jackass!

(fires Nikita Khrushchev out of a cannon while sick balalaika riff plays)

Bryan Torres was injured by partying too hard

From the #OOTP Files and honestly same

40 years ago today

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

Sadly having to move on from two players I can no longer afford. Hey Google, play Enya

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

at the point in my madden franchise where i am running out of draft classes to download

Is this about me finally having s-e-x?

The number of tax accountant friends I have who prepared returns only for clients to run them through AI and get mad about something was not zero

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

I remember when they debuted they weren't selling so they brilliantly decided to dip them in chocolate and caramel

that guy on jeopardy has one of the worst haircuts I have ever seen

Remember some despots? just spitballin here

Hey I forgot to go on this app for like a month. My dog ran away for a few days but she came back.

Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant

Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience?

Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'

I'll bite. What's a rhetorical question?

☝️

You know who's the person most famous for rushing through the airport to catch his flight at the last minute? OJ Simpson. Let that sink in.

that's how he got Tawney Kitaen

people need to understand that they can only control what THEY do. you can't make people feel bad about a choice they made and if you attempt to you risk alienating them and reinforcing the decision to not participate in a process they feel treats them like dog shit.

oh and for tracking at chipotle, avoid the tortillas if possible as they always killed my carb count

• Anderson Hunt & others were point shaving in the 1991 Final Four and flew too close to the sun

• The 2019 Rams/Saints NFCCG is the most blatant - but not only - example of the NFL massaging game outcomes

• Probably a dozen different NBA Draft Lotteries

• That dude’s ear didn’t get shot in 2024

wear a hockey jersey tonight if you have one for BOGO

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

This is basically how every conversation on every topic goes nowadays. “Yeah, sure, republicans *want* to destroy this thing but they won’t end up doing it so it’ll be fine BUT what about when the Dems did (something untrue I have a vague recollection of through a game of internet telephone)?”

Reminder to self: Wear a Kraken jersey to chipotle to get buy one get one free later for dinner