I took a bunch of photos of Bennett while I was gone from the app "blue sky"

Won't someone please think of the athletes who all served in the IDF parading around a Nazi flag

I need you to take a picture of you peeing and send it to me privately right NOW

No way to approach this delicately but. There's just no way you aren't accidentally peeing on yourself sometimes.

You just. You just slide your waistband down. And there you go. There's your Johnson right there ready to rock

No offense brother but what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude he actually might be Dwayne Wade and people are talking about Donald trump still

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

Seems like the sign of a healthy, sustainable, and functional college sports league that 3 coaches are currently being paid around 200 million dollars in dead salary buyouts

Got about halfway through and fell off. Was thinking about it and in hollow Knight, a game I loved, I do not remember almost a single encounter or level design thing, I just remember the sick bosses. Bizarre they clearly still had great boss ideas but decided to de-emphasize them so much.

To be entirely fair I would just soft assume even before this that anyone wearing meta raybans was a rapist so doesn't really change much

Very reasonable response to me asking him to go in his crate for like 30 minutes while I grab something from work

Sucks that undiagnosed teens and college students made having depression a quirked up shawty type attribute. I'm just the normal kind of miserable

Straight up had to cut a lecture short by half an hour and make up a worksheet on the spot because every single document for a course I teach is hosted on canvas 😀

It is a good idea to host and build every single piece of day to day software that we use using the same service run by a notoriously backwards company that doesn't handle outages well, that way when they fuck up none of us have to work for a day

*prologue to a 2 hour YouTube video essay about a super Nintendo game*

In 660 BC, Emperor Jimmu ascended to the throne in what would soon become the nation of Japan

Every login is like being hit directly in the skull with a 2017 nuke. Why are you RTing da share zone. Why are you saying hell site. Why are you saying you are da X enjoyer. AHHHH

Respect to many of you that I will continue to use this to stay in touch with but this app sucks so fucking bad lmfao

Dude I don’t like the president either.

I don't care for the way he treats Cameron

No like after tuning out the past 2ish after a stretch where I was watching like 70 games of sixers ball I may just be back

It's so awesome they are basically incapable of NOT drafting and developing a fringe all star minimum guard every year and they still suck

NYT Connections is so popular because people naturally want to find and see the pattern #ISeeThePattern

The Yeet Life of Smack and Codeine

I'm Gavin for an amazing reason

Juice this!

All the stops on the bus are pointless except for the one I’m getting off at

i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.

You're my blue guy!

I cannot wait to play with over 50 unique balls