sometimes I think the whole thing of "ffxiv players don't read" is like a bit, a joke, an exaggeration

no

Pokémon champions be like

#pokemonchampions

THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

This bit is extremely Nintendo

【再掲】M∀LICE＜P＞Cheshire Cat

I should start posting this every time someone here soapboxes a dogshit Twitter take in screenshot from

PLEASE WORK

Pragmata is interesting. Very funny to make The Last of Us but without any of the spiritual hideousness and everyone immediately starts screaming.

Have I always hated Magical Girls? No, not always. As a kid I practically adored them, like any other girl I knew. Everyone I knew dreamed of becoming a Magical Girl one day, myself included. But as I got older, the mystique behind them had faded away. Not just because I got older, mind you. I have my reasons for not being especially fond of Magical Girls now, and a lot of them are because of my sister. Maybe because I compare them all to her. How she was, shining and beautiful and unlike any other. But this Magical Girl, standing outside the museum with that gormless, shocked expression that makes me want to thump her.

I stand there, panting, my entire body feeling like it's burning red hot. I feel like I’ve been plugged into a power grid and shot full of adrenaline. The horde of zombies looks dumbstruck, unmoving, but I turn to the Wyrd, that blobby, moaning tumour of a monster that started this. Maybe it's the adrenaline. Maybe it's the fact that I’ve just come back from the dead. Maybe I’ve just lost my mind. But despite everything that’s happened to me today, as I stand surrounded by a swarm of dumbfounded zombies, I just start laughing; a genuine, completely deranged cackle erupts from my mouth and just doesn’t stop.

My right leg rips free, the flesh and tendons snapping free, leaving everything just below the knee behind, as red-hot pain floods through me. Immediately, I feel that rush from the centre of my chest flow into my now-free leg, and I expect a tendril. Instead, the stump just starts growing. The flesh and bones flow outwards like a blooming flower, building downwards and forming the shape of a new leg rather than reaching for the old one, almost like it decided this was ‘better’ somehow. I stare at it for an instant longer than I should. Then I put the newly-reforming foot hard on the ground.

In addition to writing Fracture, I'm currently drafting up stuff for a Magical Girl story starring the angriest girl you've ever met in your fucking life who also fucking HATES magical girls.

Here's some fun little snippets.

Laughing at the concept of the weed pen having dailies. It's incredible. I'm speechless

this is the avengers for several people you know on here (glowing praise)

This is not about winning anymore.

https://www.theonion.info/

Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever

Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person

Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

>European cruise lines are the only ones willing to run the Hormuz blockade

Someone help me I think I’m having a stroke

I'm so good at these

Totally unfair to the sinners vampires who honestly seem perfectly fine politically.

I respect Vagabond going on a 10+ year hiatus after beginning to set up the Musashi vs Kojiro duel for being the Japanese history equivalent of making a movie about everything that happened in the year 2001 and ending it on September 10th

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

The new top 1...
#pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #pokemonchampions

Fracture, Chapter 33 - Vacancy

Patricia is lonely, so painfully lonely, and has been for a long time. But maybe the girl she's crushing on might be able to help.

www.scribblehub.com/read/1660844...

Never mind. Cruise is cancelled and so is my pregnancy

No one wants to say it but the accent is Jamaican

anonymous asked: arent u white? mechsuit answered: im turkish so i cant answer this without at least 3 historians and an anthropologist present

in the immortal words of this tumblr post