Could you not have asked someone who doesn't fundamentally misunderstand what the word "luxury" means?

As far as advice goes, "Memento Mori" is an absolute all-timer

And given the history of Stonewall, they should either stand up for trans people or take the name off the organization.

I wannt to take this seriously, but he's broken too many promises already

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Lifestyles of the Rich (I assume) and Famous (I can't stop thinking about them, I'm sure that's common)

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

This sucks, Steve.

Kathleen Stock is so appropriately named because she's basically a cardboard cutout of the kind of person she is.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

Buffalo Bill's Moving & Storage

What are they supposed to do?! Write the movie so it makes sense based on the what's already happened?!!

IQ obsession is such a reliable indication that a person is stupid.

If you're still in line not to hand it to the Catholic Church STAY IN LINE

Golly, I sure hope the DNC isn't sitting on a report that the exact opposite of this is true

Yep. Like, if Greenland was a called shot, I'm going to need a screenshot or something.

Anyone who's claiming to have predicted "exactly this," the full range of it, is going to have to provide a receipt or two.

If you'd simply have lunch with my biographer, you'd find I am, in fact, holier than thou.

co-wrecked, together

Corwrecked

The higher up you go in a company, the less tangibly productive employees are. Eventually, you just hit a guy who makes millions of dollars a year to just sometimes... say stuff.

Sorry, I missed your second sentence: centrists DO have beliefs they will sacrifice, but only to become more right-wing. Dazzling.

So what you're saying is that centrists have beliefs they won't sacrifice for electoral victory or party unity? Wow. neat. interesting, even.

The sheer terror of being run down by something that goofy

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Look, I'm just opening the door. I'm not fighting a duck about it. What happens, happens.

adorably, tho

It is *imperative* for the survival of civilization that congress approve our infinity trillion dollar contract to build technology that can assess the monetary value of people at stoplights and vaporize anyone under $500,000 into their component elements.