Anyone watching #DragonsDen wanting to get on the #Sprive train (it's great, we love it) feel free to hit up my refferal code for a wee bonus: G6U7WG0P

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Harry's win in S2 was Empire Strikes Back coded. Glorious but shrouded in darkness.

But Rachel and Stephen - this is the triumphant Return Of The Jedi thrill that this January-est of Januarys needed

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

The country *needed* this. Now we can heal. Now everything is going to be okay #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Me at the start of every episode of #TheTraitors: "Wait, who's Jack again?"

Fiona was immaculate chaos gremlin vibes to the very end. Voting for Sam after unnecessarily setting evething on fire over Rachel 👌
Only thing missing was revealing a perfectly crisp RP accent on her way out of the door
#TheTraitors

Never before has a flabber been so gasted #TheTraitors

Calling it: Harriet is the Secret Traitor. She started on Hugo with Rachel over breakfast like "we're all traitors but he's a massive liability, if we kill him now it cloaks us as Faithfuls". And they'll have fun with the Secret Barrister = Secret Traitor thang
#TheTraitors

"And now, before we finally move to the draw, it's time for the customary battle royale to the death."

#WorldCup2026

If we're very lucky, if we dream and believe hard enough for long enough, they might at some point draw a football team into a football tournament pool to plan some matches of football #WorldCup2026

The #WorldCup2026 draw is stunningly, majestically, extraordinarily awful. It's almost... artistic? Like a cosmic nightmare. Capped off by the ugliest trophy to ever curse our planet Earth with the Fifa "Peace Prize". Truly, the Looking Glass is so far behind us now

Alan: *laughs at the very thought of being a Faithful*

David and Nick: "I trust you with my life"

#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

OBE for lifelong commitment to dynamic wrongness #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

Traitors has officially jumped the shark. A train that runs on time? Don't you take me for fool, you fiends
#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Joe: I'm certain the traitors are Cat and Alan

Joe 5 minutes earlier: First I simply must get rid of you Kate

#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Nick 🤝Jazatha Christie

The heart and soul of the nation

#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

It's impressive how consistently and eloquently wrong David is about literally everything. Misguided King ❤️

#CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK

Genuinely rooting for Kate Garraway to somehow win this entirely by accident #CelebrityTraitors

Cat chanting “I’m an adult!” over and over and screaming is me on my commute every morning

#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I'm afraid this is objectively very funny

Plotting a daring heist -

Bestselling authors: so it's a complicated set-up involving an EMP and a squadron of acrobats in disguise

Actual thieves: une ladder

And the BAFTA Memorable Moment award for 2025 goes to...

#TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Me last week: I don't really get Alan Carr's appeal tbh

Me afer one (1) episode of #CelebrityTraitors: I would die for Alan Carr

POV a tiny dinosaur wants to pluck out your nose hairs

You know it's a celebrity spin-off when they've got budget to needle-drop Darude Sandstorm. Big flex #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Thank you 🙌

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Watch Out!

Christ Dornkampf Brumpf Fabricunt
Father
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971

Love seeing the #Lionesses showing how patriotism can be this wonderful, empowering, positive thing. Every single one of them is a dream role model #ENGSPA #EURO2025