She’s green for an amazing reason

It’s not worth getting mad anymore cause I am NOT arguing with an iPad baby

At least in self checkout I could have stolen some shit or something oh my god

I had to take my own vitals and do my own tests for everything but bloodwork. Why did they put me in self checkout

Life is so beautiful and nonbinary and then BOOM doctors appointment BOOM I have to walk my doctor step by step how to input a prescription in their system. What are we doing here

i am paul dano the riddler... my big smart plan is to kill a bunch of innocent civilians for no reason using my incel army...

Contract my rabies, Batman

This movie goes out to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Gotham City

I’m a survivor of the Mr Beast Blinding Surgery

We’re so fucking back

Anyone else’s Divine Light been fading lately?

the earliest known cave paintings depict Raiden with even larger and more womanly hips and the government has been hiding this for 100000000 years

i get all of my worldview from hearing someone half remember a paraphrased wiki article about metal gear solid 2

Persona 2 strangles Henry Kissinger to death with her bare hands

Strangling Henry Kissinger with your bare hands will make you not really want to play Persona 5

Playing Persona 5 will make you want to strangle Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

No matter how bad it gets I get to come home and take my top off and cat call myself like an old Italian construction worker

I’m doing mushrooms right now and the five nights at Freddy’s UI appeared in my eyes and I started checking the hallways instinctively

Hi

I tried doing like contour and highlighting and stuff and I miss looking pale and sickly

Xfinity app notification which reads “Add Austin Powers to your movie collection on us. Don’t miss it! See member perks.”

No I don’t think I will

Hey buddy you’re asking a lot of questions that are already answered by the sign

How are we rocking with my salad fingers OC

Meme that looks like a 4chan post that says “daily reminder you missed out on dressing up as a clown and scaring a bunch of people for no reason” and there’s no going back

Girl who gets dysphoric bc she’s getting compared to Rhea Ripley too much. I’m on levels of brainworms you’ll can’t even comprehend

Been getting into anime lately. Which one should I watch next? Here’s my shortlist:

- Welcome to the I-D-F
- Your Lie in October
- The Promised To Me 3000 Years Ago Neverland
- The Melancholy of Erika Kirk
- One Piece

Beautiful women r being too nice to me now that im also a beautiful woman and that must mean theres some kind of conspiracy happening

Medieval depiction of a man being drawn and quartered

How it feels to be a chronically on-time trans woman

Having impure thoughts about that tart that shit looks so good

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.