"A whole civilization will die tonight." -Donald Trump
If your religion signs off on the total eradication of a civilization, your religion is illegitimate.
I'm talking to you, American Christians.
If the 2025 @goldenglobes.bsky.social acceptance speeches showed me anything about the moment we're living in, the supposed Hollywood "liberal" elites are not going to stick their necks out for us at this point.
Marines and National Guard are retreating! L.A. has fallen! L.A. is ours!
MAGA only wants to see the proof that DonaldTrump is in the Epstein Files to love him even more for it.
#EpsteinClientList
#MAGA
You seem nice.
Joe Biden has aggressive prostate cancer.
Donald Trump IS aggressive prostate cancer.
#workshopping
Now I have "Vladimir, stop!" in the style of "Piper, no!" stuck in my head on an insane-making loop.
I guess for Americans of a certain age, the handful of hours this app was unavailable to them is like their 9/11.
#TikTok
A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
It has been said that Slapstick is the lowest form of comedy. It isn't. Puns are the lowest form of comedy. And from years of observation, it also seems to be the main form that those godawful weekend NPR novelty shows delight in the most.
Someone mixed ketchup packets into our leftover Halloween candy bowl.
I pulled one out, absentmindedly opened it and only narrowly avoided a flavor catastrophe.