This would translate to roughly 90 wins if it all came true.

E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

A++ Headline @baumann.bsky.social

That's where Dock Ellis parked that half season he was a Met.

Have you considered a zipper tattoo that runs up your neck and side of your head? Might help with branding/association.

An email from Joe Goldberg offering 5000 free contacts in an unsolicited marketing email.

Weird way to market a new season of You. #netflix @iampennbadgleyy.bsky.social

Awesome, will do.

Use of Weapons is the one I didn't finish. But Consider Phlebas and Players of Games were excellent.

I loved both of the first two books of the Culture series. Very different but both so good. I couldn't get into the 3rd one and never finished it but keep meaning to get back in for the rest of the series.

It is my sincere hope that Ed Kowalczyk is used in reply to any mention of the word "placenta."

They just want to have them when they're good, and trade them for when-they're-good value when they're bad. Is that so wrong?

I think those are three chapters of the Canterbury Tales.

I was a Wally Whitehurst guy, but yeah, Innis 😍

Around 2000 I was working at Toys R Us and rang up a couple video games for Dee Snider.

No thanks.

I had eczema on my right hand for many years. I'm not sure if it's the condition or the medication that's to blame, but now fingerprint sensors can't read any fingers from that hand. Fortunately, I have a secret second hand that works fine.

My Big Fat Greek Wednesday Afternoon Wedding

@nationals.com it's not too late to cancel the fireworks. Do it next week.

Every April, we celebrate Independent Bookstore Day to remind us how vital indie bookstores are to our communities and society. It’s a day of joy and solidarity, and significant financial impact for these bookstores. This year, Amazon is undercutting that with a “Book Sale” on the same day—a calculated move by a company that has already put half the bookstores in the country out of business, controls over 60% of the market and sells far more books than all indie bookstores combined. The people at Amazon responsible for the timing of their "Book Sale" should be ashamed, but they are shameless.

Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:

Found this wayward inspirational note crumpled up in my backyard this morning. Anyone know how the job went?

Matchstick Men

"As an apology for not providing the service you paid for, we would like to offer you the opportunity to give us more money you hadn't planned on giving us." - @mlb.com

Worth it just to see how many times I've looked up Liover Peguero in the end of year "wrapped."

Count me if for any "new" Carlin content.

Everyone just sort of accepts my pi puns as clever, but very few people actually understand them.

When I was a kid I used to write my name as michæl and I thought it was pretty slick. Didn't get much acknowledgement on this however.

LLMs.txt Explained Your guide to the web’s new LLM-ready content standard

Recently a new kid popped up in the game patio: LLM.txt.
What is it?
This article on Medium explains it well: medium.com/towards-data...

This advice does not apply to the website for E.T.'s home planet.

But using the latest slang is the bomb.

It's totally Tim Anderson.