Not only is AI shit, it's going to have to lock you in, and then charge you a *lot* more for those tokens. And don't ask what a token is
One for the @edzitron.com songbook
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As a Centrist Dad [1], I'd like to argue for, and put myself in, Team RTTTA [2]. Not early, not late
[1] I'm not actually a dad
[2] Right Time to the Airport, in case it's not blindingly obvious
@excelpope.net
You need to see Friday's Claudia Winkleman show. In the first 30 seconds, she meets the current Excel world champion. And the guy who commentates on it
Which makes me think...has there ever been an international rider from Luxembourg?
Not even trying to hide it now.
If there's footage through Parliament Square, there's a good chance I'll be in it 😁
Who says the British are uncultured? Glorious.
This government's anti-immigration agenda will starve Britain of skilled labour and global talent for decades to come inews.co.uk/opinion/reev...
Who are you again?
Great work, thanks
My view is that showing up with a completely new bike and being within 1 second is quite remarkable anyway
I also agree with @denkmit.bsky.social that the rule changes for 27 will turn the grid upside down. Assuming the Ducati will be best is classic recency bias
AI is shit (continuing series)
And it was chosen because he thought the Japanese character for 10,000 "万" looks kind of like a little running dude
Don't be too tough on the gerbils. I sometimes have problems with Christopher Nolan films
Trump is now one of the loneliest figures on the world stage. One by one, his admirers have turned their backs on him: Meloni, Le Pen, Farage, Badenoch inews.co.uk/opinion/sten...
Yes is winning on 58%
Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.
Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...
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Immigration enriches our society and benefits our economy. Changing settlement rules will have financial consequences for us all - this video explains why and how. If truth matters to you when it comes to immigration pass it on.
All data quoted in this video from Migration Advisory Committee.
This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee.
What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
A screenshot of a tweet from the New York Post, saying that an alarming study reveals the universe will end much, much sooner than previously estimated. This is true, but much, much sooner for something that was already unimaginably distant isn't really relevant. Spoiler alert: The heat-death of the universe is not going to be what kills you, keep your alarm fresh for things that could conceivably happen in the near future. I mean, for fuck's sake, we're living through the Trump era. We might not even see Thursday.
How alarmed should you be?
If you built a time-machine that could, for 1 second spent inside, leap the amount of time that separates us from the dinosaurs, then you spent your whole life inside, travelling forwards, you'd die of old age before getting to 0.000000033% of the way to the new date.
Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian His Holiness Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex), I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah. 9:19 · 13 Apr 26 · 15.8K Views Follow
The *checks notes* President of Iran is now *checks notes* defending the Pope
I didn't even know Goodwin could speak Hungarian!
Just what I came here to say
You are probably spelling the prime minister's name wrong.
Let AI correct you:
"They" ?
Iran is a country of 90 million people. Are they all "they"?
All of a sudden, after months of total darkness, there is hope. There is a sense that liberal democracy can still triumph against the populist threat, it can withstand the joint assault from the Kremlin and the White House.
Surely someone's done this one already.
I've never got round to watching that. Last I heard, it had become a "it's so bad it's good" cult classic, though
Starship Troopers is ostensibly a SF shoot-em up, but it's got plenty of the dark fascist undercurrents of the original novel in there too
