Evie telling Pikachu and Brian "I do not vibe with this universe"

As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.

Say hello to the mid-life crisis box.

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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

I can’t believe this is real

"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this" Charizard sticking it's whole head inside Jigglypuff

Friday

AI is profoundly unpopular. A recent NBC News poll found that among 18-34 year-olds, AI's net favorability rating is -44. *Negative 44*. Those are basically serial killer numbers. It's not much better among women 18-49. (Men over 50 and upper class are the only ones who like AI, and just barely.)

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

This incredible record sat in relative obscurity for 44 years, I tracked down the original artists and master tapes and today my label Phantasy reissues it. Give it a spin.

lnk.to/PH151Xclusiv

What an absolute banger, thank you for giving this a new life so more folks can groove to it! 💖

Fucking WHAT

To whoever set up and runs Justice' website so that it autopopulates info instead of having someone enter it and to the rapper at this thing who dares to call himself justice so that it got picked up, go fuck yourself. This shit is so unbelievably cruel. The universe is fucking with me at this point

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

Mentally where I’m at

Picture of Brian with the text No I don't want to touch grass that's where ants have sex

Sometimes you really just need to do nothing but lay down on the floor and listen to music while staring at the ceiling..

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

May all your endeavors bear fruit 🤌

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

reposted from xtheeverythingapp bc this is FULLY too good to stay locked over there

This is honestly pathetic. Can't handle people rightfully calling out the piss poor job you're doing and the harm you're causing across so many communities? Nothing but a bunch of cowards.

Nothing but a bunch of fucking cowards. You think this will discourage us? Think again.

Sora

Please join me for a rousing round of: lol, get fucked
aftermath.site/sora-shutdown-...

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

We’re just normal men

A panel from Volume 1 Page 99 of the manga CITY by Keiichi Arawi.

Volume 1 Page 99
#CITY #KeiichiArawi