btw I like this boy so hard I was listening to the All Of The Girls You’ve Loved Before x Crazier eras tour mashup on my way home from his house so

a chicken on the beach with the caption if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

this vodka cran starting to taste like replying to everyone’s ig stories :)

using AI for your april fools prank is loser behavior, use a shitty photoshop job like an adult

A photo of the paperback edition of Paradise Logic by Sophie Kemp. It has a shelf talker underneath that reads as follows: Paradise Logic Sophie Kemp An absolute fever dream following 23 year old Reality Kahn on her quest to become the World’s Greatest Girlfriend, this book is perfect for anyone who thinks “weird girl litfic” could stand to be a little bit weirder

furthering my weird girl agenda at the Barnes & Noble

Olivia Rodrigo’s pink mural wall in Los Angeles now has the word “love” painted on it. 🎀⛅️💞

#oliviarodrigo #OliviaIsComing #OR3

daily affirmation: I am the hottest bitch at this DMV

An edited screengrab of Indiana Jones replacing the idol with a bag of sand - the idol is Icebreaker by Hannah Grace, the bag of sand is Better Than The Movies by Lynn Painter

A mom brought a stack of smutty adult romances up to customer service to ask if they were appropriate for her 13 year old

dogsitting for a dog who needs background noise when she’s home alone so i left her watching vanderpump rules all day i’m great at this

people on the train all thinking the same thought: "women are my favorite guy"

happy women's day

just saw a baby pink mini cooper. experiencing the type of envy they talk about in the bible

Made with a Pokopia Text generator. It is made to look like the Pokopia logo over a screenshot of the game, and reads “I WANT TO PLAY POKOPIA ON MY SWITCH LITE AND IT’S BULLSHIT THAT I CAN’T” in a whimsical font and multiple colors. I made it myself and I stand by my statement.

Animal Crossing New Horizons (2020)
#acnh

Animal Crossing City Folk (2008)
#accf

In a shocking turn of events I am slightly taller (a cool crisp 5’5”)

Wait what height do you think I am

btw if you’re on speaker phone in public just know I’d melt you with my mind like Carrie if I could

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.

She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.

Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

The cover art for WINGS OF REVERIE by Anna Blight, a new Disney Fairies YA novel. It features Periwinkle, a pale fairy with a white pixie cut, looking over her shoulder while snowflakes swirl around her on an ombré pink and blue backdrop.

The cover art for SAMANTHA: THE NEXT CHAPTER by Fiona Davis, the first adult historical novel released by the American Girl franchise. It features Samantha facing away from the viewer in a maroon 1920s style dress with ornate beading. Her hair is pulled up into a bun with a gold heart shaped charm. The background is a blue city scape.

gave nine year old cam access to adult money & she’s having a Great time preordering shit

Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

shaking like a chihuahua and foaming at the mouth just dESPERATE for someone to talk to me about the Olympics

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

JUST PREORDERED MY SIGNED COPY OF
MAISIE’S NEW ALBUM LET’S GOOO

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

Yes I am excited for Harry’s new album what do you ask

I think a pivotal part of being a teen girl in the 2010s is trying to explain to your mom that “you still have to squeeze into your jeans but you’re perfect to me” is actually a very romantic lyric & she just doesn’t get it

animal crossing update brings me some Orlando flashbacks (tourists fuckin everywhere)