For a white guy

Thank you ☺️

White air force ones with flies painted on them

Ive taken some time away from Bluesky and I think it’s done me good.

I’ve come back to say I’ve bought new shoes.

The dad bit was more of a surprise tbh

Ended up with a tooth pulled which isn’t ideal but has me feeling far better

I was extremely lucky and saw an emergency dentist who was the gayest man I’ve ever met bar none and kept on talking about how he was a dad and I brought the father out in him. (Not hot)

Tried to go to the doctor today because I’ve developed a twitch in my hands that won’t go away. They’re closed obviously, so I’ll just have motor neuron disease mentally for another weekend.

It feels a lot like a comment on one’s character that nobody is making but yourself

Not me googling ‘why does tooth extraction feel so violating’

So I went and did my cute holiday after the half marathon and part way through I got a dental infection, spent the remaining week on antibiotics trying to recover from it. Instead I travelled home early to have my tooth pulled. Felt quite rough, first time I’ve ever had dental work done.

And if one has feet?

Well I self identify as a bike, so…

An amorphous blob indicating a gender?

Another amorphous blob indicating a gender?

Genuinely mystified by this toilet gender signage

A white gay man holds his hand behind his head while clearly quite tipsy

Girl, she’s drunk

Xander blew as a character because he was Joss personified. He never had a chance. As complex as he was, we never had the Scoobies without Xander. I hope you rest well, Nicholas.

Thieves know what the fuck they’re doing

It’s worth saying that I would have fallen for this in a heartbeat. A hot guy immediately copping onto me for no reason. I’d have been smitten.

Buffy never happened without Xander, he says refretfully.

This has been an exceptional week. I have had a gorgeous, outrageous, embarassing and awesome time with my friends new and old. Couldn’t have wanted a cooler Saturday night. X

You cannot underestimate the power of being a cute lay is and the absolute access that grants you

I never especially liked the Nicholas Brendon and you’ll never catch me making the same post as when Michelle Trachtenberg died, but Xander mattered to me as a kid, good or bad. He had a huge impact on me. I will never not be the kid perving on him in speedos.

They weren’t saying it out loud but the message was clear

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

The world is a forgiving top

It only really serves to amplify the fact that he didn’t

Nobody congratulates me for almost not shitting the bed

A gay in a black top and pink hat stands in front of an old Spanish building

A T-shirt on a mannequin showing five topless men with the title ‘Sitges Bitges’

A gelato- pistachio and dark chocolate in a cone with a wafer that says dino

A gay in all black wearing a hoody and shorts looks cute with his hands in his pockets

A little Sitges photo dump for you 💖

Aww thanks babe x

🥰🥰🥰 thanks beautiful

Where was yours?