hey man stop moving around so much so I can smash you with this hammer

Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Visiting friends in New York

one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there

I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to

Have more to offer the world than just a hairy chest; my butt is also hairy

One day we will wake up to his obituary.

haunted-ass looking game

hello and welcome to poundtown, I am the mayor due to gerrymandering

pedo-con theory

elon musks method of childcare:

Repost if you have tinnitus.

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

I need to make pants like this to fish in

Consent means actively agreeing to be sexual with someone. It

✅ Must be freely given
✅ Must be explicit in words or actions
✅ Must be specific to each act
✅ Can be withdrawn at any time

Respect boundaries.

everyone just kept givin ‘em to me

Safety Tip: in the event of an animal attack, show the animal that you do not have any treats in your hands. It could work, who knows.

I’m not really sure if I like my wife’s new boyfriend.

A quinceañera, but for my wallet condom.

this is gonna happen in Edge of Eternities

Swamp Goose Man. By smoking a single cigarette dipped in PCP this mere man gains the power and cunning of a mighty non-migratory goose

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my followers who are currently having sex while reading this post

4 panel comic: P1: Closeup of a middle-aged guy, from the chest up. He is dramatically lit from above by a spotlight. In his left hand, a cigarette from which curls a tendril of smoke. He speaks to an unseen interviewer: "back in the '90s, we created the game BUBSY 3D" P2: a high shot, looking down on the guy, He is sat in a non-descript chair, his right arm draped casually over the back, while he has his right leg draped over his left. He continues. "It was not good. not good..." P3: Extreme closeup of the guy's face, focused on his left eye, wide and intense. "But we did not listen to the critics. Foolishly, we went ahead with a sequel-- BUBSY 4D" P4: an apocalyptic scene, as a multi-faceted Bubsy head Evangelions out of the wreckage of a city in a beam of intense light, rubble rising around it. The clouds part. It is the end.

what could possibly go wrong

this is fucking insane