WotC is afraid of thicc magicc

Bad news: thrift jeans have no button

Good news: ive lost enough weight that I can saftey pin them and wiggle them over my ass to go potty

Idk how you can watch Cloud Atlas and not think "oh yeah, trans people made this"

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Her name is Tam

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Strixhaven is dope and popular. After coming back mid FF its really fun seeing big dumb dragons and wizards again, all the mechanics work, art is gorgeous, please please please sell better than Spiderman, please please please dont let a Harry Potter set happen

For my final project thesis I strapped a bioactive terrarium to a Burrog that can blast the souls of its ancestors.

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Its actually based that my library gives me a paper bragging that Ive saved 6 grand by borrowing

This is an Ulcerative Coliitis awareness post

Important meeting time? How about your guts fall out instead

Watch a KH2 LP in the background and watching some of these back how could you not want to rp this in a parking lot, those kids were right

But whose wearing more drag?

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

The best humanity is capable of is barely past what we were doing 60 years ago and we've made everything else worse. Fuck humanity

Like okay, we sent some folk to the moon, they didnt land, took some pics and went home. The planet isn't worth living on still. How much carbon we spew in the air to do it? Waste.

I know my brains super not great cause I dont care about Artemis II to the point I find it disappointing

This why all adaptable dogs from the South. Backwards people

Take someone out with you 😈

Wait. Theyre not even landing on the moon?

"this popular left-wing figure is rude and has problematic views on some issues" yeah man OK the Secretary of Defense believes the fighter pilot we just rescued is basically Jesus and the FBI is building lists of anyone to the left of Rush Limbaugh. But yeah that streamer sounds scary.

Just tell them its carrot cake, that makes it horse safe

True Detective season 2 is so bad that I can believe any of the good parts of season 1 are because of Nic Pizzlozati, Im building a Tony Talaric-shaped story in my mind to explain

You can see the Ice Wall shimmering!!

Luv We're In Hell casually quoting notorious crime lord Whitey Bulger with no context lol

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Too much of this show is an Exec Producer putting himself in sex scenes with much younger women, perfect for copaganda