squirting in self defense

A picture of baby ducks and their mom

These our ducks not officially but they hang around the crib a lot

You know your dog need some pets and a treat

What's a normal number, for the time you piss your pants drunk per quarter?

Hi I was born last Tuesday and I believe there's no way he's being paid by the coal industry

There's no way he's getting money from the coal industry

Good luck
Move your finger we want to see your last name 😛

The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

You know there's two things I trust they have our best interests at heart
The usa government
Giant corporations

Yo it's been a decade that's crazy how time flies

It's ok I was all cozy in here sleeping so I didn't know

Here's a fact nobody wanted I was born on a Tuesday

17

I just love my wife @beesknees.bsky.social so much

Pretty good 4/20 "celebrion"hit the dap pen played video games ate pizza typical stoner shit

Green sign with a guy holding a joint that says happy 420

Time to get extra high on this the high holiday

🤣

First date idea: we eat a giant wheel of cheese together

I think this is the 1st, one I've been in how do I celebrate

Hey I wasn't hitting on you I was trying to steal your cc number like a gentleman 😜

This prick night time @fatpeppy3.bsky.social is back staying up after midnight

I love the hide your selfies button on this app
83% of you are too ugly and stupid looking to post selfies
They need a selfie filter on here
No offense
Well I guess that's offensive
So fuck it be offended you ugly shitbird you don't have friends anyway loser

What did you guys do get in some bar fights or just like brunch or something

Tomorrow is 4/20 so if someone say happy 4/20 (no one over 30 please) and asks if you want to smoke they're a probably a stoner
But if they happy 4/20 and then say heil Hitler and puts up a swastika flag they're probably a nazi

We apologize for reporting the jungle walk is open again, it's closed. No wait, it's open again.

Daughters are so great I have some

But will Israel act like foolish cowards

Damn I'm a huge weirdo so I'm out