screenshot of real gross monsters on the subway from the terrible video game Hellgate: London

Transferring at Hoyt-Schermerhorn

Your honor, the Starbucks app called me God and insisted my ex-wife was hiding my triple mocha frappuccinos from me, I had no choice

Bloody eyes on the menu, foam spewing from my mouth as I scream HOW COULD I POSSIBLY CHOOSE ON MY OWN!? HOW!?

“I bought these before the AI pivot” bumper sticker for my sneakers

Why the AI backlash has turned violent And why it's probably only going to get worse from here.

Last week, a 20 year-old man threw a molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's mansion; two days later, people fired a gun at it. Earlier that week, someone fired gunshots into an city councilman's house who approved a data center.

Why the AI backlash has turned violent:

Programming tutorials and documentation have gotten so much worse. I used to learn by watching videos on YouTube or whatever, but now the majority are just like, "paste the prompt in the description." Why bother learning anything when the shortcut is right there.

didn’t realize you were a fan of newly-crowned 2026 masters champion and irish folk hero rory mcilroy

currently prefacing a slack message with “friendly reminder” while I clench my teeth hard enough to bite through an aircraft hull

24/7 livestream of my apartment titled unc crashes out

"Using OpenClaw with Claude AI is about to get a lot more expensive" is indistinguishable to me from "Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"

thanks for sharing

you'd think they'd want me alive so I'd have medical bills to pay but what do I know

Do AI next

Tax screenshot. Federal Due: $18,048.

Happy to send a few bucks to the greatest country on Earth. I'd send them more if I could, actually. It's a good cause.

Sorry to @doomquasar.bsky.social who will be forced to play this with me while I squeal like a pig

Easily one of the root causes of all the dumb shit we're dealing with is how guys like this lie, just straight-up make up the dumbest most "everyone is 12" brained bullshit they can possibly imagine, and everyone reporting on it just runs with that as their headline uncritically

This is a sign of fear, knowing slop is a real issue and forced to make it sound like they don’t make slop when they’re in the business of providing slop making technology. Keep calling it slop keep calling out slop when you see it and keep coming up with catchy words like DLSSlop.

Trip report: arrived like, four hours early for a flight in Phoenix, made it through security in ten minutes. Cool.

My dumbest conspiracy theory is that this used to work until the microfiber cloth industry developed some kind of technology that turns t-shirt wipes into oil smears

Yeah, my first thought was that people will misinterpret this as anything but sycophantic yes-and’ing from the LLM. It sucks!

I knew we were toast when Cardiff Giant bit it, but hey, at least we have million dollar studio apartments in that pink eyesore now

Personal thanks the Nintendo corporation for releasing the adult Pokémon game for my six cross country fights in three weeks. Building a paradise for these little freaks. I’d be dead otherwise.

can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.

a DLSS 5 OFF / ON meme with two identical sticks of computer ram on each side, one labeled $99 and the other labeled $700

this one hurts the most

We're undoing 25 years of recovery from early aughts Top Model body dysmorphia with all of this AI-generated yassification

Love to send ConEdison $440 every month so I can heat half of my apartment. Heating my entire apartment would cost more than that, so I leave those parts uninhabitable. The economy is good and I have normal feelings about it. Yogurt should be $8.99.

Like in real life, merely being observed in Marathon results in my immediate demise.

RIP to the only place in the Mall of America that I’ve thrown up in

Not sure I’ll ever love extraction shooters but Marathon is easily the coolest looking video game I’ve ever played man

what on earth