I don’t think it’s *all* about the lighting 🥵

Looks like it! 🥵

How are we celebrating fat cock Friday today lads?

#fcf

Sure did 🤤

A shamelessly recycled pic of my ass because life is short and taking decent hole pics is hard, man

Any game can be two-player if there’s a second joystick in the mix

#humpday

I should know by now not to ask questions I don’t really want the answer to

I actually can’t stand eggs and I feel kind of nauseated even asking the question, but it’s Easter so ‘tis the season.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Cum dumpster? I hardly know ‘er!

…anyway someone ought to be putting this ass to work this evening

#humpday

Lying on my bed wearing a white jockstrap pulled to one side to expose my rock hard erection

You should be sucking this right now.

#cock #fcf #fatcockfriday

It does make a satisfying noise when I slap it off my hand, it’s true

Naked in a hotel room, holding my thick uncut cock

A little sunburned today despite my best efforts but that’s what a siesta is for 🌞

I may have skipped #fcf but I’ll be gosh darned if I miss out on a #scs into the bargain!

(Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)

You don’t need to ask me twice 😈

I don’t know about that, I had an extremely satisfactory wank so it wasn’t a total waste

🤭

Alright who's getting bent over this counter? #fcf

Haha, thank you! I feel like mining classic literature for dick puns is a proud gay tradition

Up, then down, then up again (you see where this is going)

Plenty of room in here, the more the merrier 😈

Naked mirror selfie ft. ridiculous bed head

It’s a beautiful sunny #fcf morning! (I went straight back to bed after taking this)

#fatcockfriday

🤤

A boy and his boner, monochrome edition

#mcm

Lying in bed, wanking my hard cock

Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away

#morningwood

I’m getting a haircut tomorrow so if that’s what the law says then watch this space!

Thank you! I can’t take much credit, that’s just how it is!

I mean it’s so shiny, got to appreciate all the polishing it must have gone through

Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬

Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile

Neighing is optional but gobbling is not (as long as you consider a turkey a valid farm animal)